Cripto🇺🇸

Human bean

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be ok

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"War is Hell. Wait. Never Mind" by artist Danial Ryan.

[Cripto🇺🇸 @Cripto556]

@hayasaka_aryan Isn't Paris on fire like every other week?

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“Property values are tanking!”

“Sorry, gramps. I don’t have a ‘dog’ in this fight”

“You don’t own a home?!”

“Let me be ‘frank’ with you. I can’t afford one.”

“You must not work as hard as I did!”

“Kiss my buns.”

[Cripto🇺🇸 @Cripto556]

@AndorianRespect Wouldn't "The General Grievous" be more fitting?

[Cripto🇺🇸 @Cripto556]

@littlemiafox It escaped

[🌴📼 iCarlDotCom ^_^ 🌊🐬 @Spacecatazzzzz]

Gummy taste better without the wrapper

[Ponion🐴🧅➡️AC,EF @OnionPone]

Glock owners at the range for some reason

[Cripto🇺🇸 @Cripto556]

@PointmanC Shame this part didn't get adapted

[Cripto🇺🇸 @Cripto556]

@JosephTresselt @swagmaster86753 That's a blimp 🤨

[Cripto🇺🇸 @Cripto556]

@lordvictor https://t.co/v3KMufgM0O

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Morning Everyone

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Cant wait for an indie dev to accidentally put a carton of these in his game as a prop and wonder why his game runs at 2fps

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Mothers Day brunch is completely unaffordable now

What the hell happened to this country?

[Cripto🇺🇸 @Cripto556]

@t1000polyalloy Terminator 2 Alternate Ending

[Cripto🇺🇸 @Cripto556]

@AmbulanceDog Spuhr kit worth it?

[ティグノア🐈🐈‍⬛ @Teagle_Noir]

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