Cris Fowler

Tallest 5’11 man in the world and the Snack That Smiles Back. 25. Deadlock Enjoyer :)

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

Tweeting is therapeutic in a way that like hurting people feels good

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

@StackedGothInc @KnightofRue @NotGovernor @MarkRuffalo @elonmusk @dsa America under capitalism literally does this. You have zero idea what communism is because if you did you’d know that communist believe housing is a human right and would be provided to everyone.

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

Had to observe a brain tumor removal today at work and they had the guy play guitar during surgery but he kept playing shitty off key covers so the doctor made him stop

[control @control_fiend]

the cig pull from behind the ear and lighting it with his finger he lit from his baijiu

pure class

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

My buddy just got off the phone with a girl hes been talking to and it literally went exactly like this

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

I do not care about sweaty smelly armpits

[Delete MY Account @HamHock42]

Remains one of the absolute funniest skits on this site

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

💀💀🚨PATHETIC🚨💀💀

Twitch Streamer @SqueeX15 is currently doing a SUBATHON right now and won’t stop streaming til he hits $1,000,000?!He’s Literally BEGGING for donations!

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

I saw a guy on tiktok thats selling a sauce made of ants and hes like “Its soy sauce without the sodium. Its good for you”

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

I saw a guy on tiktok thats selling a sauce made of ants and hes like “Its soy sauce without the sodium. Its good for you”

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Michelin star chef who appeared on Culinary Class Wars is facing jail time for using ants as garnish on desserts

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

@MorePerfectUS Michael Fazio, Carmela and Thomas Muratore, Demetrios Antonopoulos, Janice Hamilton, Violet Zharku are the landlords just to put a name to the people involved https://t.co/b7prysLrGY

[Grace @gracecamille_]

I went to this psychic 3 years ago and she said, “who did you lose to cancer?” And i said no one and she said “then why are you so afraid of cancer?” And i said uhhh isn’t everyone afraid of cancer ? And she said “no”

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

@KnightofRue @NotGovernor @MarkRuffalo @elonmusk @dsa Awesome rebuttal!

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

@KnightofRue @NotGovernor @MarkRuffalo @elonmusk @dsa Y’know whats really dangerous? The american capitalist system that has over 1 million homeless people, people in government that dont give a single fuck about you, and dipshits like you that will tell you to your face that this is capitalism working because we have a trillionaire

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

@NotGovernor @MarkRuffalo @elonmusk @dsa Peaceful Dad wants famed loved actor to self immolate!

[tippity @tippity]

It’s crazy we’re all fat and chopped and get zero play and 26 years old

[Cris Fowler @CrisFowlers]

I know his ass is going to be running dynamo into the ground over and over again

[Zealous @ZealousDL]

🚨NO NO NO RED ALERT 🚨

STAY YOUR FUCKAHH OVER TO RIVALS, DO NOT PLAY DEADLOCK GAMING4HOPE😭

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

I rode the subway today and saw dirt on the platform.

This is Zohran’s New York.

#antisemitism

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

@ProjectLiberal comparing famine due to mismanagement or even the violence born out of the cultural revolution to the holocaust (or claiming it’s worse) is holocaust revisionism. idgaf if you take my joke about never disrespecting mao seriously or not, you need to recollect your thoughts.