cris

Mother of 2 great sons. Some call me a snowflake. "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "Do you think that men should play in women's sports?"

Doordash driver: "I really don't have an opinion on that."

Trump: "You don't? I bet you do."

Doordash driver: "No, I'm here about…"

Trump: "Pizza."

Doordash driver: "No tax on tips."

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Actual quotes from President Trump:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

A true disaster

[cris @CrisJones512]

@RepNancyMace So tell me, what’s it like to be an idiot?

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

SNL's Colin Jost on Iran: "This attack might be a bad idea, I don't know. I'm not really an expert on Iran. So let's hear from someone who can explain why we might have done it."

[cris @CrisJones512]

@sagesteele @realDonaldTrump 🤡

[Zach Barnett @zach_barnett]

SEC Championship: Rematch

Big 12 Championship: Rematch

ACC Championship: No. 18 vs. 7-5 team

Big Ten Championship: The least anticipated 1 vs. 2 game in college football history

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

A 12 year old girl watched her mother shield her from bullets in a politically motivated attack she’ll carry for the rest of her life and your first response as an elected official is this because you’re an anti-American piece of shit

[cris @CrisJones512]

@dandakich Would be the first time a white nationalist listened to someone like Tim Walz.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

This aged like milk in the desert

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A well funded music program.

Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" xylophone-style.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Wow. Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde fearlessly calls out Trump and Vance to their faces. This is heroic.

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME; THE 2024 ELECTION IS UPON US #Election2024

[cris @CrisJones512]

@Angry_Staffer He is frightening.

[cris @CrisJones512]

@CalltoActivism He lost his Trump Golds in the settlement?

[CrimsonCast @CrimsonCast]

The Gameday crowd #iufb

[Pizza X @PizzaX]

The heck is going on over on 17th st??

[cris @CrisJones512]

@TheDestinyWells I am actually getting ready to go vote now! You and my country will have my vote!💙

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

JD Vance: “Trump is a really bad candidate and frankly, I think, a really bad person.”