Cristian Madar

ICU doctor · Orthodox · Veteran · Hawaii
Medicine’s metaphysics. Dying well. Arizona sports. The last two finish the same way.

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@JayVTheGreat This is like trying to talk poisonous snakes into looking like the harmless ones. They’re incapable of taking the advice

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@Prolife_Sam Can grading posts please become your thing? I’d turn on notifications

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@OrthodoxLurker Why does Grok keep trying to sell me bots if they won’t even spam other ppl’s accounts for me, what good r they then?!

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@poperespecter1 In the middle one they replaced his good arm with a robotic one. Realizing the mistake, the lady is holding the real one close to the stump for the photo

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Over 20 years later, the legendary “dicks, pussies and assholes” speech from Team America: World Police remains the most accurate analysis of geopolitics in cinematic history.

Anyway, which one are you?

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@RNSuperHero

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@Emaperidol Bright yellow = vengeance. Dark color, probably exercise

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@catturd2 @saniyafatma1278 Honestly, I believe her

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@IfindRetards You need to stop chewing on them

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@Sola_Ligma @DissidentFrau Ever notice they make smoke detectors in only one color?

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Chinese April fools jokes are wild

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@HellenicEchoes Bruh, start here, man “sentenced to death for infiltrating the prostitute army, disguised as a serving girl. Defendant’s defense that he enjoyed dressing as a woman and entered the wrong building” https://t.co/GSbv5GRGEr

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@HellenicEchoes Bruh, start here, man “sentenced to death for infiltrating the prostitute army, disguised as a serving girl. Defendant’s defense that he enjoyed dressing as a woman and entered the wrong building” https://t.co/GSbv5GRGEr

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@joeykennedyiv Obvious AI, look how tall he is in this

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@superxtianmario The banner, the name, the pic, the bio, the question, the profession... Obvious fake, he’s trying too hard to convince us

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@CoffeeBlackMD Is she short of breath? Probably the ILD

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@Emaperidol Need context, are you in an Italian restaurant?

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@heeney_luke I hear MSU offers a PhD in Packaging, is it finally time for those ppl to shine?!

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@radfugee I’d tell folks b4 their biopsies that when I got results I could walk them in same-day or tell them by phone, and almost all preferred asap by phone even if bad news

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@nihardesai89 They’re the cats of the medical animal kingdom

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@nihardesai89 True, tho often only the subspecialized ones tolerate face to face interaction