Nurse Luna

#CriticalCareNurse 🖤. Vampire 🌚. H.N.I.C. • Head Nurse In Charge 👑 #lifeintheICU #NurseTwitter

[Nurse Luna @CritCareLunatic]

One tier under alive, but not quite dead yet. #lifeintheICU

[Nurse Luna @CritCareLunatic]

Here we go 👏

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The first coronavirus vaccine was given in the U.S., opening a new, hopeful chapter in the battle against a pandemic that has ravaged the country. https://t.co/aWx4Fr1MHL

[Zack Repanshek @ZackRepEM]

Respiratory rate is the most underrated vital sign.

[Dr. Golf Shirt @DrGolfShirt]

Why did you go medical school?

Wrong answers only.

[Jeremy Faust MD MS (ER physician) @jeremyfaust]

I’m in NO mood for bs.

Black Lives Matter.

Hydroxychloroquine doesn’t treat covid.

Masks are our friends.

Listen to science & medical experts.

Covid is the enemy, not the media.

These are not political statements.

They are facts.

If you’re not cool with that, go away.

[Nurse Luna @CritCareLunatic]

First COVID-19 vaccine tested in the US shows promising immune response ahead of large trial https://t.co/XrCHGA5qxA

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

frequent flyers stay having EKG sticker residue on them. They’re like that one tupperware that you microwaved spaghetti in

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

“cute enough to stop your heart, skilled enough to restart it”

- false, I am not cute
- feels sexist
- implies I would want to save you

“too ugly to stop your heart, skilled enough not to shock asystole”

- evidence based
- brains over beauty
- shows knowledge of ACLS

[Code Blue Memes @codebluememes]

Instead of millimeters of mercury, I will now be measuring blood pressure as low or high “as fuck”

[Dr Eric Levi @DrEricLevi]

Note about covid test.

You can get tested on Monday.
Be exposed to covid on Tuesday.
Get a negative result on Wednesday.
Go out to meet people on Thursday.
Be mildly symptomatic on Friday (“But I was negative”) .
Then get tested on Saturday.
Only to be positive on Monday.

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

As a doctor who watched the horrifying video, I can safely say that Hennepin County Medical Examiner’s autopsy report that heart disease, hypertension, and most outrageously “potential intoxicants” caused George Floyd’s death is so profoundly, and respectfully, quite bullshit.

[Nurse Luna @CritCareLunatic]

💔

[RN Avery @RNAveryy]

One of our nurses was an unsuccessful code blue today while at work 🤯 I’m in absolute shock.

[Nurse Luna @CritCareLunatic]

It counts.

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

Me: sir do you know where we are?

Patient: hospital

Me: ok, great. who’s the president of the United States?

Patient: fuck off

Me: *whispers to nurse* does that count?

[Dr. Golf Shirt @DrGolfShirt]

What’s the most ridiculous medication “allergy” you have ever seen?

[Bethanyyy @BethanyFunnell]

@jimmyfallon To the window
To the wall
Then I might go down the hall 🎵👌🏼

#quarantinequotes #QuarantineLife

[Mark Rīter @MarkRiter]

I liked it better when Netflix and Chill didn’t involve the whole family. #QuarantineQuotes

[StratLadyK @StratLadyK]

@jimmyfallon " Now I understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens." #QuarantineQuotes

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

@eliistender10 Own the room

[Kurt Lucas, MD (blue check) @KurteL10]

My first intubated #COVIDー19 patient was extubated!!! That’s awesome news. 👏🏻😀

[CritCareRN @rn_critcare]

IS IT DROPLET OR AIRBORNE I JUST NEED A FINAL ANSWER