Ken Kaniff

Your friendly neighborhood fuck up. ·PansexualPirate· on Steam.🌈 Nothing changes, if nothing changes.

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

I was spinning free, with a little sweet and simple numbing me.
Yeah, stumble 'till you crawl,
Sinking into sweet uncertainty.

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

Ahhhhh 😂

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

BREAKING: In a shocking moment, Trump appears to place limits on the 2nd Amendment: "You can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns."

And MAGA thought Obama would take their guns!

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

To the fans of stranger things: you are the heart of our party. Thank you.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: HOLY SH*T — ROBERT DE NIRO JUST WENT NUCLEAR ON LIVE TV AND DROPPED THE MOST BRUTAL TRUTH BOMB ABOUT TRUMP WE’VE HEARD YET

“This man is an alien… he wants to HURT this country… there’s something deeply psychological in him where he gets off on causing pain.”

Doubling down on Newsom's "An INVASIVE SPECIES!!!" comment!

De Niro didn’t hold back:
- Called Trump’s cabinet picks “sociopaths and enablers”
- Branded Stephen Miller a straight-up “NAZI”
- Warned America: “DO NOT get used to this… this is REAL danger”
- Praised NY AG Letitia James as an American HERO for fighting Trump in court

He’s 100% right. This isn’t politics anymore — it’s a malignant, vindictive wannabe dictator surrounded by the worst people on earth getting ready to burn our democracy to the ground for revenge and profit.

The same people who spent years screaming “F*ck your feelings” are now crying because a legendary actor told the truth on morning television.

Sorry snowflakes — when you elect a psychopath who brags about terminating the Constitution, you don’t get to whine when real patriots sound the alarm.

Watch every second of De Niro’s righteous rage below and share if you’re with Bobby D:

We will NEVER normalize fascism. Not today. Not ever. 🇺🇸

#Resist #TrumpIsADanger #DeNiroSpeaksTruth

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

Just like a man to create a problem and then want to be seen as the hero for correcting it.

[Chuck Todd @chucktodd]

In case you needed an example of gaslighting, here you go.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

@WhiteHouse Implement the policy. Create a problem. Roll back the policy. Take a victory lap. Republican governance.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie

In theaters on May 7, 2027

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Trump, the thrice married Epstein listed rotten man, is attacking @RepThomasMassie for getting remarried after tragically losing his wife.

This is beyond the pale. And pure evil. Massie and I weren’t very close but he’s a good man and I wish the best. Trump is evil to the core

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine cheating on all of your wives, being on your third marriage, paying off a porn star, and STILL thinking you get to comment on other people’s relationships.

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

Didnt you claim these weren’t real?

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Look, it's pretty simple: If the Epstein files don't incriminate Trump, why won't he release them?

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

@jk_rowling You’re a stupid cunt and I regret ever being your fan.

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

Can you actually disappear now?

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Cool argument. Men aren't women, though.

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

I’m the “HELL YEAH BITCH - I’m proud of you Dude” or the “Ur free bro - congrats”, no in between.

[sydney ♛ @mornings0da]

If your friends and family react to your breakup news like mine did then you kinda have a lot of self reflecting to do

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

“This show is not important. What is important is that we get to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this."

Exactly.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to what's happening in this country.

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

I sincerely wonder what it was like for Ian’s new girlfriend to have to wait for him to finish eating me out until he texted her back. 🤷🏻‍♀️

That’s what I don’t understand about people who want people who are actively seeing someone else.

Like, they disrespected you too?

[Max Velocity @MaxVelocityWX]

NORTHERN LIGHTS could be visible tomorrow night across parts of the United States!

A fast-moving solar storm is coming our way. Beautiful auroras may be visible across the Northern States. Depending on the intensity, high-exposure cameras might be able to pick up the northern lights as far south as states like Kansas or even Oklahoma!

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

I need this on a shirt NOW.

[Jay Mewes @JayMewes]

Did we just become hetero life mates? #SnoochieBoochies #stepbrothers

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

Alcatmist

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

Lately I just feel like I’m floating.

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

Swear she shows out for my roommates. 😂

[Ken Kaniff @Critical_Hulk]

Niko is a fucking terrorist. She yelled allll night. “Meeeeoooww”.

I’m bout to keep her ass up all day.