Sam Barlow

Trainee smallholder. Winery gopher. Doer of jobs. User of tech. Drinker of wine. Enjoyer of food. Father of children. Husband of wife.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

This is the most frustrating form of business to@consumer interaction ever invented @telstra I have been through this 3 times in the past 36 hours.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@vino_freakism Truly an awful loss.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@adamliaw Hindsight says yes

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@GordyPls That was excellent

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@theprovenance Polo?

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@FarbsMcFarbs I expect that to happen any day now at FarbsSoft

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

My god the @telstra messaging support system is about the worst customer experience I’ve seen, and let’s face it they weren’t coming off a high base. on my 5th go in 3 wks trying to get a CHOWN completed that should never have been needed. Covid doesn’t cause incompetence!

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@TheVinsomniac @ozwinereview We got a 94 I think for one of our wines. Will be launching a full inquiry into how that happened. Rest got the requisite 95+ so we should be able to limit the firings to the bare minimum.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@FarbsMcFarbs Farbsian Lighting

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@GordyPls Yep. When someone is telling you a story and you have already figured out where it is going.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@eldridgeestate I’m not sure gin gin and Mendoza are interchangeable terms. Being from Piccadilly it could be gingin(fps2a) or Mendoza! See https://t.co/kXAoKL18Qj

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@GordyPls I want a contact tracker written in Flash. You know it makes sense.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@GordyPls The future is firmware updates.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@FarbsMcFarbs Void bastards is coming to switch! Yay! I feel like I should have known this but am quite excited to discover.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@oliyoung I assume they have built motors that allow you to ride the pro to work.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@oliyoung It is excellent. Never has a show had so many dislikable people to love.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@GordyPls Holy hell!

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@ozwinereview Losses due to fruit set in SA will far far exceed losses due to smoke. We haven’t seen a great deal of fruit that has come up affected, even from areas in the fire zone, certainly very variable - even in the same vineyard it has been variety dependant.

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

Have a @qantas travel voucher to use by today. Online won’t work. Have tried calling every day for a week and queue has been over 2 hours. Just not good enough @qantas

[Sam Barlow @CroBarFarm]

@FarbsMcFarbs Everything in Japan is awesome. So good.