Sadelman

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[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Rudy Giuliani: "I remember Sept. 11, 2001. But I heard her say she was there that day. I was there that day. I don’t remember seeing Hillary Clinton there.”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Trump supporters: Trump is a lucid genius, smarter than men half his age.

Trump: on 9/11 one of the planes hit me

[Rick Reilly @ReillyRick]

I know this is BS because I was with him in his Trump Tower apt once. I was looking through his telescope. He said, "I watched the twin towers fall through that ... it's solid gold." Those were his exact words and not a single word about going down there to help.

[Sadelman @CrowderClam]

@darrenrovell Dogshit tennis scheduling has me agreeing with Rovell 🤢

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

LeBron's Polymarket deal knocks him out of GOAT contention. The title stays with Michael Jordan, a man untainted by the allure of sports gambling.

[Sadelman @CrowderClam]

@NickFolksToe Brother that’s the point of the tweet. Nobody has sympathized in his grief because nobody knows it happened to him. He has experienced grief alone for 4 years.

[HiTop Alex @HiTopFilms]

You know a show is a hit when the White House twitter account creates slop that even the bleakest of minds could never have imagined.
The fact this is the norm is beyond black mirror.
Truly a fucking horrible, god-awful, time to be alive and to be an American.

[Amari Trilliams @TwoKeysUrinal]

The everything app

[Durendal @Durenbal]

@prem_thakker @ConnorEatsPants Homeschooled in Utah, essentially got spawn camped intellectually

[Sadelman @CrowderClam]

@Complex Me to the white guy getting my takeout order at Asian cuisine

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The U.S. House will be in session only 4 full days from July 24th to November 8th.

That’s 100 paid days off versus 4 full workings days plus 4 travel (half) days.

Meanwhile TRUMP says YOU have too many holidays.

[Shoopy @_shoopy]

Clippers scouts 👀

[Sadelman @CrowderClam]

@BayBayzKID @Sackchase4k @AS12RFC @eltiga7 @unclelawr A jury found him guilty. Stop eating paint

[Sadelman @CrowderClam]

@Sackchase4k @AS12RFC @eltiga7 @unclelawr Brother no she didn’t. She also sued again after he was found guilty because he was denying it to media.

[rachel wolfson @rachelwolfson]

a light hearted story ❤️
my mother would kill me if I posted this when she was alive. my mom ran into OJ Simpson one night at a restaurant, he was very popular locally. OJ loved beautiful blonde women, so my mom’s friend baited him into taking a picture. He had no idea he was taking a photo with the judge who sent him to prison. just like me, she loved a good prank. sorry mom, but it had to be posted.

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Me when my beautiful wife ask me to do something

[Will🃏 @CrackerZoomer]

🚨 FOUND ANOTHER FAKE ATHLETE 🚨

First Daejon Love. Now Christian Braun.

Google said Braun was a Shooting Guard who played for the University of Kansas and Denver Nuggets.

He even has an entire Instagram page dedicated to this lie.

ALL FAKE.

[Logan McMillen 🇨🇺 🇻🇪 🇭🇹 🇵🇸 @South_Gradient]

Remember when Walter White vetoed the idea of cooking meth in a tortilla factory because “anything related to food is going to have unannounced government inspections”? Truly a relic from a different era.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Child: It’s the mayor.

Mamdani: *laughs*

Child: What? You are the mayor. You could become the king.

Mamdani: I’m happy as the mayor. Jalen Brunson is the king.

[Jean Allen @peakcapitolism]

It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.