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[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

After we'd finished celebrating this one with Jeanie at the nearby boozer, we *all* got home to our homes' doorsteps with our camo shorts around our knees. #partygirl #mortal
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[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

@TweedColin @ormondroyd Don’t worry, words have been had
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[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

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FFS. Geoff in HR gives too many people the same week off and look what happens! Sorry Jamie, try not to appeal during bank holiday season next time. #WinSomeLoseSome

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

@simonwalklate #SmallVictories

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

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FFS. Geoff in HR gives too many people the same week off and look what happens! Sorry Jamie, try not to appeal during bank holiday season next time. #WinSomeLoseSome

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

Victory? We’ve only just home from celebrating! If our client had beaten up a lady and repeatedly told police she deserved it, he’d be doing a 2 year stretch, no questions asked. Fortunately for him, he used his (admittedly small) brain and used his car #LaughOurDrunkAssesOff

[Tim Decker @deckertim]

@SurreyRoadCops @CrownServce another victory for you I suspect.

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

@FollowingFX @allpartycycling This one was easy. 4 wheels > 2 wheels #NotGuilty

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

@WtrlvileCyclist Who needs bribes when we actually get paid by your government to protect vulnerable motorists?! Sadly, this guy was on a motorcycle, hence no-can-do. #UseACarNextTime

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

Taking the p*ss can get a bit tedious, so we occasionally like to push it out there with a bit of casual sexism, to see if anyone cares #No
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[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

@deckertim @CourtNewsUK Guilty as sin, so we played the ‘Outstanding Citizen’ card. Wins every time! #success

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

It was looking shaky until our friends at the Adoption Agency piped up that she’s actually brought up children. ‘Outstanding citizen’ defence applied - voila! #DrinksOnUs

[CourtNewsUK @CourtNewsUK]

4x4 driver who killed cyclist walks free #cycling #hornchurch https://t.co/bJ1TLjKSVL

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

Jason, congratulations on offence #92! Looking forward to seeing you again in a year or so for that final push towards the big 1-0-0! #DrivingWhileDisqualified #goals https://t.co/kXDB3wA2f5

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

@WtrlvileCyclist @closepassescdf @northumbriapol Shhhhhhhh

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

If only the defendant hadn’t stupidly told the victim he was going to kill him first. #SchoolboyError #unhelpful #overtime

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

We’d had a long day on the Beckham preparations and it was Happy Hour at All-Bar-one.

[g e @justfortw1tter]

@peterwalker99 How the hell did you rangle this one @CrownServce ?

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

@justfortw1tter Trust us, we did our best to establish if the Tesco worker had been a keen cyclist. No such luck.

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

We do our best in all cases, but if a client won’t splash out on Mr Loophole, we can only do so much #winsomelosesome https://t.co/SImnzek1Xr

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

We can’t really comment on on-going cases, but we can say that his defence is pretty solid. #therealvictim

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

Oh ⁦@FionaOnasanyaMP⁩. We’ve now got a bet on in the office that you definitely cheated on your Bar exam, because your grasp of the law is embarrassing. Gotta say, you’re not getting very good odds right now #easymoney
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[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

Trust us, we’re working around the clock on this one

[Cycling Front @cyclingfront]

@CrownServce If you can't use the chronic medical condition of someone you know as an excuse for not being disqualified- what can you use?

[CrownMotoristProtectionService @CrownServce]

Well done for using the 'intended to hurl abuse, but couldn't' defence (because defendant had already knocked cyclist over, lol). Geoff from upstairs bet us we couldn't get this down to a 'Careless' rap, lunchtime drinks are on him! #slowafternoon
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