Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders

Structural Steel Welder. Lead XRP Dev apparently. Cat enthusiast. NAFO Galactic Plenipotentiary. Star of Lithuanian Diplomacy Recipient. #NAFO

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

You heard it here folks. https://t.co/YWRF38nHCX

[𝙽 𝙸 𝙺 𝙱 @nbougalis]

@CryptVanWinkle @haydentiff @XRPTrump @InvestirCrypto @MediumSqueeze @Capetlevrai @Singularitybook @RabbitKickClub @velardir @rjr13579 @JoelKatz @Ripple You don’t need approval from Ripple to modify rippled, but if it will make you feel better… *clears throat*

I, NIK BOUGALIS, ENGINEERING MANAGER FOR RIPPLED, DO HEREBY AUTHORIZE @CRYPTVANWINKLE TO MODIFY THE RIPPLED CODE AS HE SEES FIT.

(please read in booming voice)

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

He builds monuments to himself because he knows no one else will when he's gone.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

Do you think this motherfucker has any clue his name will be stripped from everything when he’s gone?

[Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @Oksii33]

Escalation is now inevitable

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@RepClayHiggins

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@JulianAndreone If you are worried Platner is a secret Republican, this guy doesn't even try to hide it.

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@jalle51 How long til we see Russians walking over?

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@EberhardWonkler @Legal_Fil Whatever you say generic twitter account

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@JRichieTX Combating screwworm by just pretending its not happening

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@Yarloslavic Have you tried telling all your friends to go back to Russia? Maybe the drones will stop appearing over your airports if you do.

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@mnolangray @DiscussingFilm Poodoo

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@AccolonsMetal @Legal_Fil It's amazing how many people I'm discovering that have intimate knowledge of how California counts it's votes despite the state struggling to find volunteers to work their elections. And it's strangely all people out of the state with the strongest incorrect opinions.

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@GravityAnalyti1 Where exactly are the funds for these stocks coming from? Last I checked Congress hasn't authorized anything.

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@MattZeitlin The guy spent the last two weeks of his campaign in NYC going on conservative television shows. The guys desperate to get a job in the Trump administration after this is over, probably like he planned

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@BrianNorgard Lol. Absolutely no one is saying that.

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@peterjhasson @FreeBeacon This is not the burn you think it is.

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@mattyglesias Just who I want building my commercial spacecraft

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@MappingFL Probably not, but it's a looooong way to election day and anything can happen. Stranger things have happened.

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

@itssanman @NurseWilderness @UtahFlatRanger Nah. It's an act to keep out of prison. It's a slam dunk case. His lawyer will pull out some dementia bullshit.

[Ukrainian Patron Saint of Welders @CryptVanWinkle]

Lol

[Alley Files @alleytopfiles]

🚨 A person screamed out !! “Erika supports Pedophiles??” Omg 😳

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.