Sasquatch Ferryman

Hermeticist in training. Prima Materia 👁

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@PrishaMosley I'm so serious. Over the weekend my sister got a picture of my son jumping up for a giant bubble and I just want to show the whole world how cute it is 😭

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@AMS_Perkins Honestly, just kinda lean into it and wait for the cravings to come. If all you want is fruit and potatoes, so be it. It will pass and you'll want more things!

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@Corbienest @KILLTOPARTY I cry during arguments because it's the only way I don't strangle him 😂😂😂❤️ and I hate that I do it every time

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@nosoup4knowles My cow was always giant for his age, too 😂 still is. Comes with the cow territory, I guess

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@julieheglund Im such a "just-in-case"-er, I'd hold onto it for three more years 😂

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@luinalaska I was exempt from gym in high school due to sports, so I have no idea if she kept doing it in high school or not. But she was also kind of insufferable, so she still didnt gain many friends lol

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@luinalaska There was a girl in middle school who was absolutely a horse girl and sometimes during gym when we had to run laps she would gallop like a horse. On one hand, how freeing it must be to not care what others think, but on the other, there was a reason she didnt really have friends.

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@popcorn8587 @1_masterofnone @igarglewithfire The dad's goal was to ensure his daughters wouldnt see a penis. Can't 100% ensure that when it's the men's restroom but you can with the women's

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@LadyNimby @MomKrill It's a sickeningly sweet smile. It's just so weirdly insincere, but convincing enough to fool people who have never dealt with his kind before. He lets it reach his eyes but the eyes are almost hollow.

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@TiffaniMarie483 Too true. I remember my mom taking us to a local pet store and it never got old, even past 6

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@poutypierrot Girl, Ive thought I was cool toned my whole life and I just now at 31 years old learned im a dark autumn. Don't go by your veins, at the very least, cuz thats all a lie 😂

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@meatypepper @naurpillled They realize they have autonomy but dont realize you can't read their mind 😂 I'm actually not sure. We're right on the cusp of 3 years old and ive heard it's esp tough with boys bc testosterone kicks in, but my boy is just so easy going I can't imagine he'll be all that tough

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@abbythelibb_ Of CoUrSe iT iSnT YoU fAt AmErIcAn, YoUr brEaD iS mAdE oF CAKE!!!!

Or something like that 😂

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@abbythelibb_ But I guess they also wouldnt have gotten half the engagement, which im sure is more important to them

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@abbythelibb_ Yeah, there's nothing wrong with the food itself, it's the insistence it's better than anything America could ever come up with 😂 if they just said, "Have you tried this? It's really good!", they wouldnt have gotten half the slack

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@holyhomemaking @fountaingirll Im also a stomach sleeper 😭 I miss it so much. I remember the feeling of not being pregnant from my first two and im so excited to have that feeling again

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@Loserfromks2_0 Man, I hope so. I could see him being like my uncle who won't even stay in certain hotels if he thinks it's haunted.

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@Loserfromks2_0 Maaaaaan I thought I'd be done hearing about blueballs when I was out of high school 🙄 we arent dumb, we've ALL been taught it's a manipulation tactic

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@scotchsoupmaker In my experience they prefer the drama that goes on behind closed doors, not in public 😂

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@FraserBerryFarm It means she gets tons of affection from you! 🥰 when they get a favorite stuffy, they'll do the same thing with the stuffy!