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@sullcrom haha - the FTX criminals

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@_montague__ @PatRabbitte1 everything @sullcrom has done in crypto has been for illegal purposes and @sullcrom has likely done some violent criminal mob-stuff too. Based on most accounts, probably >50% of @sullcrom crypto client money is dirty af @NewYorkFBI @NewYorkStateAG @crypto_council @sheila_warren

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@Rakeshsuramq @I_am_qudesky @standardcrypto @MakerDAO @RuneKek @Uniswap perhaps.

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@I_am_qudesky @standardcrypto @MakerDAO @RuneKek DAOs are specifically organized to conduct illegal activities & where remedies-actions verge on criminal, VCs or other whales contract w/ {hopefully) undoxxable actors. Based on most accounts, between 40% to 60% of the funds in @makerdao, @Uniswap and others is scary dirty.

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@DivTraderDRIP why are the dividends called distributions? $TSLY @ZEGAFinancial

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@songadaymann @jchervinsky @horsewater so awesome! love the community spirit!

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@horsewater @songadaymann childish af

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@dcsilver @SenWarren crypto army is scary and dangerous and potentially violent...is everyone sure that's best impression?

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@hosseeb Defi relating to dealer rules & taxes. Also @coinbase loses to SEC in current SDNY litigation.

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@CryptoTaxGuyETH @milesjennings .@Uniswap, @MakerDAO & around another dozen DAOs operate as publicly traded partnerships, & not one has filed a return despite owning U.S. treasuries & U.S. listed equities. It's a sore point for @a16zcrypto because they're the most exposed - prob. >$b in tax liabilities alone.

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@RebeccaRettig1 @lex_node .@runekek controls @MakerDAO - looks that one was side stepped

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@stephendpalley @lex_node try criticizing either @a16zcrypto or @paradigm, publicly in your own name, and see how long before you're the subject of all sorts of fuckery.

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@lex_node Andreessen is all about the retail 'legal scam' - it's 100% of @cdixon - @milesjennings business model. The tragedy is that @a16zcrypto has destroyed intellectual honesty in the regulatory debate.

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@bitcoin_clown true that!

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@MrPurple_DJ @JohnReedStark @mdnaimul100 100% of the crypto attornies at @sullcrom are lying sacks of shit and @_Ryne_Miller is the most criminal of all.

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@RSSH273 (1) code is law,

(2) everything in crypto/defi is a smart contract,

(3) but there are no laws or contracts in crypto

@SECGov

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@lex_node do you suggest adding the BORG because the presence of too many contractual arrangments at the DAO messes w/ its ability to support its non-entity standing (not a corp/p'ship/assoc. etc.) for regulation, FRCP 17(b), and state laws?

[Camila Russo @CamiRusso]

I know everyone is losing their minds about the spot bitcoin etf but...

ultimately we're packaging bitcoin in a fund, so that a bunch of the same wall st intermediaries can sell them to investors, layering fees on top.

feels like crypto should be about pushing in the opposite (non custodial, permissionless) direction.

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@alphaK3Y @lex_node such a bad take - why does everyone want to die on the Terra/Luna or Richard Heart hill - how about differentiating between the scams & legit projects? why do CT lawyers all rush to support the biggest cons just to argue hyper technical crap like you can't serve crytpo creeps?

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@adamscochran @GaryGensler @HesterPeirce the risk with @HesterPeirce is she's a full-on Andreessen lobbyist like Hinman - if we want Andreessen to control 100% of regulation and enforcement, she'd be a good choice - probably two-thirds of everyone in crypto and defi would be Ok with that