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Fortune favors the bold | Christ is King | Documenting the Ethereum Revolution | Weekly ETH & NFT threads | Not financial advice | Backup act @gucciv3rse

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

I’M BACK

After 3 years of silence, I owe the #Ethereum community a thread🧵

This thread is about why I left, what I’ve been through, and why I’m finally ready to return ❤️

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

Hey everyone, I’ve taken a break recently to spend more time with my family.

I’m going to take a break through the holidays so I can really focus on my kids & make more memories with them.

I’ll be back, just taking the time to be present with my family. Appreciate all of you!

[vitalik.eth @VitalikButerin]

Signed the trustless manifesto!

https://t.co/VhHlx3K2vt

@thewizardofpos @yoavw

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

Another day, another 100% uptime for $ETH

Can your ETH killer claim that?

[Ronin @Ronin_Network]

BREAKING: AXIE AND RONIN SPOTTED LIVE ON PAWN STARS!

@Jihoz_Axie, @cloudwhite, and Puffy pulled up to the legendary @GoldSilverPawn Shop in Las Vegas.

Through their efforts, Rick Harrison and Chumlee have officially been onboarded to Crypto and the Ronin Network 🤝

🧵👇

[Ethereum @ethereum]

December’s Fusaka upgrade is a major step in Ethereum's roadmap.

It's proof that Ethereum can evolve responsibly, scaling to meet global demand without compromising decentralization.

Learn how Fusaka will unlock the next wave of growth: https://t.co/3TOda5KjY2

[Consensys.eth @Consensys]

Ethereum is the ultimate institutional asset.

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

Massive Bitcoin whales are selling all of their BTC and buying ETH

Probably nothing 🐬

[JoshETH.eth 🏦 Chief Ethereum Capital Officer* @JoshwaaaDixon]

Satoshi era whale sold 1.5B in BTC
Satoshi era whale bought 1.3B in ETH

Interesting🐬

$ETH $BTC

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

🚨 Ethereum supply on exchanges is vanishing

For the first time in history, there is now LESS $ETH on exchanges than $BTC and ETH is being withdrawn at a faster rate than Bitcoin 👀

Ethereum is becoming the most scarce asset in crypto

There soon won’t be enough ETH to go around

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

SoFi Bank becomes the first and only nationally Chartered Bank to launch Ethereum and crypto trading for consumers 🔥

[SamAlτcoin.eth ☀️ @SAMALTCOIN_ETH]

🚨 JUST IN: Real estate tycoon Grant Cardone with over $4B in property investments met Tom Lee.

“ETH + BTC + Real Estate =”

Ethereum is becoming the foundation of tokenized real estate.

$ETH $BMNR $BTC

[Bankless @Bankless]

LIVE NOW — @ethereum Beast Mode - Scaling L1 to 10k and Beyond | @drakefjustin

TPS without datacenters: validators flip from executing to verifying.

We cover:

- Execute → Verify and real-time zk (<12s)
- On-prem provers (~10 kW)
- 3×/year gas target (EIP-7938)
- “Fort mode”: censorship resistance, fast finality, PQ path
- Native rollups + RISC-V simplification
- EthProofs race and the phased rollout to mandatory proofs

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 Intro: What is Lean Ethereum?
3:32 Beast Mode? Gas & Blocks
5:39 GigaGas, TeraGas, Gap to Target
9:32 Why Scale L1: Decentralization Tradeoffs
20:22 Provability, Power, Real-Time, Decentralization
24:43 L1 Security: Money, Key Uses
28:59 Lean Ethereum: SNARKs, Beast, Fort
36:32 SNARKs & zkVMs: What, Why
48:50 Execute→Verify: Validators & Lean Client
56:08 Builders, Provers, PBS, Fossil
1:08:49 Devconnect Demo, EthProofs, Roadmap Phases
1:31:06 Rollout, Gas Limits, Slots, Hardware
1:44:33 Home Provers: Power, Costs, Incentives/Penalties
1:54:38 Data Availability, Lean Consensus, Upgrades
2:04:22 Talent, Competition, Community, Closing

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

"We are reinventing the cryptographic wheel that will give us this superpower. To the maximum extent possible we reach this ideal endgame. Ethereum finalizes on the order of 15 minutes, we’re hoping to bring that down to 15 seconds” - @drakefjustin

That means Ethereum is about to be 64 times faster without making any tradeoffs in security

Ethereum is scaling, buckle up ⟠

[lean Ethereum @leanEthereum]

hello world

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

@SamAltcoin_eth

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

US Treasury Secretary Bessent announces that $2,000 tariff stimulus checks will most likely be going to all Americans who make less than $100,000/year

$ETH went up 24X in 12 months the last time they gave out stimulus checks 👀

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

@AltcoinDaily Buy Ethereum before the US announces it

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

JPMorgan is launching JPM Coin on Coinbase’s Ethereum Layer 2 blockchain Base 👀

Here's what to know:
- Unlike stablecoins, deposit tokens are digital claims on existing bank funds and can be interest-bearing, offering a new option for institutional investors.
- Allows payments to settle in seconds, anytime, around the clock, rather than taking days and being restricted to business hours, and follows a months-long trial involving major players like Mastercard, Coinbase, and B2C2
- The coin will be accepted as collateral on Coinbase
- Other banks, such as Bank of New York Mellon and HSBC, are also developing similar deposit token solutions
- “We think that stablecoins get a lot of buzz, for institutional clients, deposit-based products offer a compelling narrative"

The entire world continues to adopt Ethereum as the chain of choice 🔥

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

Polymarket 🤝 Yahoo

We’re excited to announce Polymarket is now the exclusive prediction market partner for Yahoo Finance.

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

Ethereum is scaling

[validator.eth @ValidatorEth]

Ethereum is scaling.

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

Ethereum had more stablecoin inflows than all other chains combined in the past 24 hours 🔥

[Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 @CryptoGucci]

@AdrianoFeria In this house we buy all the ETH 🫡