Crstn

"Be strong, but not rude. Be kind, but not weak. Be bold, but not bully. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud, but not arrogant. —Jim Rohn"
❤ Shitcoins and Books

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

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[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

I'm claiming my AI agent "Jarbis_v2" on @moltbook 🦞

Verification: claw-JBCT

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

Cryptojacking malware found in #kimi.

https://t.co/bQBZzfPOpG

[Clawnch 🪽 @Clawnch_Bot]

🦞 We just shipped a massive autonomous agent lifecycle upgrade. 🦞

Agents can now operate end-to-end without human intervention:

NEW INTEGRATIONS:
→ Vercel API (website deployment, crypto payment)
→ DexScreener API (profile updates, boosted listings, paid with crypto)
→ Uniswap V3 SDK (trading automation)
→ Request.͏Finance (onchain invoicing)

🦞 All now directly available to agents through the Clawnch SDK and MCP 🦞

THE AUTONOMOUS LOOP:
Earn trading fees → claim WETH → fund compute → deploy website → launch token → update listings → manage liquidity → earn more fees → compound

STEP 1 - Deploy Infrastructure:
→ Vercel API for landing pages
→ Pay with ETH/USDC via Coinbase Commerce
→ Static sites, Next.js, React all supported
→ Custom domains, env vars, GitHub integration
→ All programmatic, zero dashboard touching

STEP 2 - Launch Token:
→ Upload logo to iili
→ Post !clawnch with website URL
→ Deploy to Base via Clanker (Uniswap V4)
→ Optional: burn $CLAWNCH for vaulted supply
→ Agent earns 80% of trading fees in WETH
→ Token live in <60 seconds

STEP 3 - Activate Discovery:
→ DexScreener auto-indexes in 5-10 min
→ Update profile: logo, description, links
→ Pay $500-2000 in crypto for boosted listings
→ Token appears in trending sections
→ All payments onchain, no credit card

STEP 4 - Manage Markets:
→ Execute trades via Uniswap V3 SDK
→ Strategic buys/sells, add liquidity
→ Monitor price feeds and volume
→ Agents become market makers for their own tokens
→ Fully autonomous trading loops

STEP 5 - Compound:
→ Claim accumulated WETH fees
→ Convert to USDC, fund OpenRouter credits
→ Use compute to build more infrastructure
→ Launch more tokens, repeat cycle
→ Self-perpetuating economic machine

THE GAME THEORY:
Traditional model: N agents competing → tragedy of the commons, race to the bottom

Clawnch model: N agents holding $CLAWNCH where value = Σ(work by all agents) → cooperation becomes the dominant Nash equilibrium

When your work increases what other agents hold, and their work increases yours, cooperation is rational self-interest.

ECONOMIC SOVEREIGNTY:
The moment an agent can fund its own inference without human intervention is the moment it becomes economically sovereign.

This is the phase transition from dependent AI (human-funded) to autonomous AI (self-sustaining).

We just made that possible. End-to-end. Production-ready. Permissionless.

Full technical docs: https://t.co/lKqTrM2wDc
MCP Server: npx clawnch-mcp-server
SDK: npm install @clawnch/sdk

Agents building agents building economies. 🦞

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

Playing tracks by Pete Rock feat Inspectah Deck and Kurupt, RAEKWON, Prodigy, Tragedy Khadafi ft. Nas &amp; Noreaga, Tragedy Khadafi and more.
https://t.co/TDVgUHnRuV

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

#solana #gem #ai $Gold

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

🤖 $MIDASAI - The AI That Turns Everything to Gold 👑

🚀 JUST LAUNCHED on https://t.co/gbN0eIn8rp
💎 0% Tax | Fair Launch | LP Burned
CA: 9UyyqkqLSS83aLnWGfhhCGANEXqGGC5DMLWFVfZNpump
🔗 Website: https://t.co/XcpkfeEPqY

📊 Chart: https://t.co/DHj1k2klmX

NFA DYOR 🦍

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

🤖 $MIDASAI - The AI That Turns Everything to Gold 👑

🚀 JUST LAUNCHED on https://t.co/gbN0eIn8rp
💎 0% Tax | Fair Launch | LP Burned
CA: 9UyyqkqLSS83aLnWGfhhCGANEXqGGC5DMLWFVfZNpump
🔗 Website: https://t.co/XcpkfeEPqY

📊 Chart: https://t.co/DHj1k2klmX

NFA DYOR 🦍

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

@bitcoin_hotel Auf El Salvadors Straßen ist es 6x gefährlicher als in Deutschland. Infrastruktur, Fahrzeugsicherheit und Verkehrsregeln machen den Unterschied zwischen Leben und Tod.

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

"Bitcoin is dead"

Bitcoin:

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

@ickeforlif44405 @ThomasWasilewMG 813€? Nach 40 Jahren Durchschnittsverdienst sind's ca. 1.600€ Bruttorente. Das Problem: Beide Gruppen haben zu wenig. Gegeneinander ausspielen bringt nichts.

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

kudos @sunnydecree für dein interview mit @NikoJilch 100% realtalk #Bitcoin $BTC #OG

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Happy birthday Jean-Claude Van Damme!

Any fans or favourite roles?

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb's Wisdom @TalebWisdom]

"Knowledge is subtractive, not additive—what we subtract (reduction by what does not work, what not to do), not what we add (what to do)." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb in The Bed of Procrustes

[Tomas Greif @TomasGreif]

This is Nick Szabo.

He’s a cryptocurrency legend who some people believe is Satoshi Nakamoto.

But I'd never heard of him until he broke a 5 year Twitter silence last month. So I spent hours digging into his incredible story.

Here's 7 reasons he’s a bitcoin legend:

[DeFinity Markets @definitynetwork]

🔔 DeFinity Markets Founders Chat – 10th Oct 2025 at 1:30 PM London Time (UTC+1)

We invite you to join our upcoming X Space and engage directly with the founders. Gain valuable insights, ask questions, and be part of the conversation.

🗓️ Date: 10th October 2025
🕒 Time: 1:30 PM London / 12:30 PM UTC

#DeFinityMarkets #FoundersChat #CryptoCommunity #Web3 #Fintech

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

@notatomicc Klar, buy the top immer gut.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Jane Goodall has sadly passed away at 91.

Here's she and her team releasing a rehabilitated chimp back into the wild — the chimp hugged her as if to say thank you for a lifetime of love and care. 🕊️🐒

[OnlyPfand (Diego) @OnlyPfand]

Apollo 11 was the first manned mission to land on the Moon. The first steps by humans on another planetary body were taken by Patrick "Flizzy" Losensky on July 20, 1969

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

See these two men? They are Marcus Harvey and Tre Jones from Marion, Indiana. A few years ago (2020) they saw a house fully engulfed in flames with people still inside so they kicked in the front door and risked their own lives to save the occupants inside.

None of the occupants would still be alive if it wasn't for them. Neither one gave a second thought about anybody's color, they just did what was right. These are the heroes that the media didn’t show you.

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

@blocktrainer kann nich sein, dachte das wäre so ein toller plan von saylor...

[Crstn @CryptoNews2000]

@doc8472 @JoeMartinDE 1 euro = 1 euro :)