CryptoQuant

Crypto Quant and Degen Lunatic. Fake it till you make it.

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

Taxpayers beware: $940M granted to Justice Climate Fund for 'clean tech' under Inflation Reduction Act. Is this really about helping low-income communities, or just another slush fund?

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

This is one takes the cake. At the VA they have a multi-year contract that can go up to ~$400K for Dirversity and Inclusion Multifunctional Printer Maintenance for the Office of Resolution Management

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

This is gold

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Now do abortion, genius.

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

He is much more than that. He is the president of a Narco State. And, now that @POTUS has stopped the flowmof oil againa more drugs they are going to start moving more drugs

[Rep. Carlos A. Gimenez @RepCarlos]

🚨DICTATOR NICOLAS MADURO IS THE HEAD OF THE TREN DE ARAGUA (TDA) GANG!

We must extinguish Maduro to extinguish #Venezuela’s TDA!

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

Failure at so many levels. Seems like federal employees don't understand what accountability means. They have been protected for so long they forgot what the real world is like. Not to mention the congnitive biases, sunk cost fallacy at it's finest.

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Government employee compares replying to an email to “what I imagine living in North Korea to be like”

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

Hey @DOGE @elonmusk @DOGE_DOD looks like the Air Force DEIA tranning pilot is still being funded at the tune of ~$600K . Happy to show you how I tracked this beauty of a PiiD FA239623FB090

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

@elonmusk @DOGE Have a lot of PIIDs to share that are prime targets for @DOGE and looked untouched. Happy to share code and notes. I have sent DMs over the past days but no reply

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

What the Narco is saying is a very serious accusation. If true what the previous administratin did borders in Treason. Moving the Tren de Aragua through Colombia by the DEA

[Girl patriot 🙏 🇺🇸 🦅 @Girlpatriot1974]

WHOA!

EVERY U.S. CITIZEN NEEDS TO HEAR THIS!!

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

Voice-to-text glitch or Deep State flex? Say 'racist' into your iPhone, and it flashes 'Trump' like a conspiracy Easter egg. Big Tech’s pulling strings, dropping hints—time to wake up before the shadow government autocorrects us all!

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

EXTREME BREAKING NEWS! I just caught apple carrying out a vicious, subliminal attack on president Trump.

When you voice note the word racist on APPLE text the word Trump pops up and then disappears.

Try it yourself folks, this attack is NEXT LEVEL EVIL. We are surrounded by deep state deception, only the truth will bring us victory.

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

Hey @DOGE if you need fresh blood I have the candidate for you. Check your DMs

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Breaking:

WASHINGTON (AP) — 21 civil service employees are resigning from Elon Musk's DOGE, refusing to "dismantle critical public services."

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

If there was ever an embodiment of FAFO, I think this is it!!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

How it started How it’s going

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

So the great move beginnings, everyone want to join the MAHA movement. But it’s too late for some. It’s a good thing the internet never forgets.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Holy crap do WE OWE an APOLOGY to TOM CRUISE…
He was 1000% RIGHT👇👇

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

Dems say ‘Republicans make DC dumber’—ignore Biden’s email gaffes. Trump’s cuts are fixing waste, not chaos. Get real!

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

Never go full retard!!

At least this move was made in time before the woke virus took over.

- Everybody knows you never go full retard.
- What do you mean?
- Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and he won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes? You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty-handed.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I will strive to be less retarded … this is a difficult challenge 😅

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The @DOGE alt 😂

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

When the teacher blatantly crowns you their golden child and you strut around like you own the place—then you’re shocked when no one likes you.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That would be a very impressive and long list indeed for you!

However, the passing grade is literally just “Can you send an email with words that make any sense at all?”.

It’s a low bar.

[prasincs ⚓️🇺🇸🇳🇵 @prasincs]

I’m an engineer @Anchorage Digital where I focus on building secure digital asset custody and interaction solutions. Yesterday’s Bybit incident highlights how even established platforms can face security challenges and why we should completely move away from ”blind signing”. 🧵

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

BREAKING: Trump's new policy proposal to revolutionize crypto regulation! Time to unshackle innovation from bureaucratic overreach! This is the future we've been waiting for!

[CryptoQuant @CryptoQuanter]

BREAKING: Trump's vision for America is clear - less government, more freedom! The crypto market agrees, rallying behind his pro-innovation stance. Time to embrace the future!