CryptoWoodz

[lynk @lynk0x]

This is what my soul seeks, not Dubai.

[Doc 🥇 @backendoc]

Facebook is a different breed 😭

[💐Guru 💐 @CoinGurruu]

The trenches right now are basically you staring at the screen for 15 hours, aping into 150 rugs, standing up to adjust your nutsack, and missing the one 1000x of the day

[robo @roboPBOC]

I’ve hit the point where I order groceries online, and they’re delivered right to my door

honestly, I haven’t been outside in days

I’m doing everything I can to stay awake so I don’t miss the next big launch, but it’s taken a toll

my room stays pitch dark 24/7 because I’ve developed some weird aversion to sunlight

for anyone thinking about diving into memecoins, understand this:

the hardest part isn’t the trading:

it’s being online 24/7, it fucking messes with your head man

[pwnlord69 @pwnlord69]

i love this meta where all my bags bleed to 0 and i have to guess which random coin is going to melt to 200m out of the 100k coins deployed every day on top of the 100k coins deployed every day for the last year so

skill issue really

[threadguy @notthreadguy]

the meta right now is pain

[Poseidon @CryptoPoseidonn]

Still below 8 figures.
No wife.
No girlfriend.
Don't have a dog.
Can't play golf.
Can't run more than 5km.
Under 180cm.

Yet, none of these hurts as much as holding 50% of my net worth in Ethereum.

[naiive @naiivememe]

is ethereum retard or something ?

[Iced @IcedKnife]

I can’t believe what I’m reading

[sabby @sabby_eth]

Rug me once on $barron, shame on you.

Rug me twice on $barron, shame on me.

Rug me three times on $barron, shame on you again. You’re taking advantage of a retarded man.

[jintao (big diesel) @hellojintao]

tonight is just a lesson that you should never spend time offline with friends, family or really anyone

[debuff 🥀 @0xDebuff]

@metaversejoji This was me while a once-in-a-lifetime generational wealth creation event was disrupting our chain.

[lynk @lynk0x]

"The trump coin has to be fake"

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

It took #Bitcoin 8 years to reach a $72 billion market cap. $TRUMP did it in two days. $TRUMP is worth 50% more than $NEM, the world's largest #gold mining company. It's up 40K% since Friday. It's clearly a much better store of value than Bitcoin. $TRUMP is the new digital gold.

[ً @trading_axe]

Most of you guys missed the TRUMP coin because you were asleep/not behind your desk.

I, however, missed it because I thought my president can't be that retarded.

Lesson.

Retar Dio.

[cousin @cousincrypt0]

Have yet again missed generational wealth due to being in the wrong time zone unbelievable.

New plan of attack
- sleep at desk w/ notis on
- keep a piss bottle (avoid using toilet during launch’s)
- pay minors to scan dexscreener 24/7

Gm

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

16 years of education and $120,000 for a fancy MBA only to watch another meme coin outperform every asset on planet earth.

[Loopify 🧙‍♂️ @Loopify]

if you missed $TRUMP

give up

there will never be one like it again

it’s already too late

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Driving to work knowing there’s a 15 year old who made $25 million on Trump’s memecoin