Creativfur

I haven't tweeted appropriately since April of 2011.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[ostensibly @CentristMadness]

You are depressed

[radbro @radbro]

Type of shit I’m on rn

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.

[Creativfur @Crystalphor]

Real dudes aren’t afraid to wipe their friends

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

This is exactly how it feels carrying around a jacket on a night out btw

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

and the Lord shall pour out his blessings upon thee

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Me and all my friends at the 10pm Ninga Turtle movie brother HH

[Creativfur @Crystalphor]

@wickskiller Where’s the Sandlot

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

how it feels to be drunk at Best Buy

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

We've all got that one homie who is a shell of his former self

[Creativfur @Crystalphor]

Sorry babe I had a couple of d-9 seltzers last night. I’ll never hit you again

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

“Put the toilet seat back down when you’re done”

[Today in Yacht Rock @in_yacht]

“Ride Like the Wind” by Christopher Cross was released as a single on this day in 1980. Cross dedicated the song to his friend, Lowell George of Little Feat, who passed away in June, 1979. Personnel includes Michael McDonald, Michael Omartian and Lenny Castro.