Marissa

[Marissa @CulturedBabble]

#IfIWasntHashtagging I would probably be halfway through my #PhD by now. #anthropology #studentlife #anthropologyfox

[Waddles🍉🍪 @AttackOnDucks]

We never got the mf Edit button

#RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

[$kittlez @YaBoiSkitz]

Before Twitter goes does, the secret to getting bitches is....

#RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

[Rowan Wiebe @RowanWiebe]

May God grant me the confidence of the UCP staffer that filled out the Calgary Pride application

[Doomscrolling Reminder Bot @doomscroll_bot]

hi, are you doomscrolling? Our bodies were not designed to be this anxious and stressed for so long. How about going to sleep early tonight? You still deserve time to rest and recover.

[Jason Scott 🇨🇦 @JasonOnTheDrums]

#Ableg News 🧵

This was the WORST 🧵 I’ve done:

- Shultz sabotaging the $10/day child care (Story #5)
- The UCP undermining Children vaccination efforts (#11-14)
- Kenney & pals subverting democracy & the UCP AGM (#16-25)

Here’s 27 (a record) Bad UCP News Stories this week!!!

[Neeja Bakshi @NeejaB]

The UCP is asking why we don't have 1000 ICU beds because they don’t want you thinking about why we would *need* 1000 ICU beds.

[Masters of the Universe @MastersOfficial]

Everyone needs a Moss Man in their corner.
Masters of the Universe: Revelation is now streaming on @netflix! #ThePowerReturns

[Janis Irwin @JanisIrwin]

Good morning to everyone who continues to denounce racism and white supremacy, no matter how angry or uncomfortable it makes some people.

[Janis Irwin @JanisIrwin]

I would like to formally address rumours that I travelled to the southside today. Can confirm, and would like to report sunny skies, gorgeous views, and an excellent dog-to-human ratio. I am now back at my home on the northside. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

[Cary Glenn 🖕 @GlennCary]

I’m the Dad. #ResignKenney

[Janis Irwin @JanisIrwin]

Dancing away from 2020 like 🕺

[Rachel Notley @RachelNotley]

The pride flag is back up folks! We’re celebrating pride all summer 🌈 come get your pictures 😉 #ableg

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I’m not on TikTok, but that won’t stop me from making bootleg ones for IG 😉

[bryanboy @bryanboy]

Wear a mask! #WearADamnMask #MaskItOrCasket