Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel

Just an idiot trying to make it work
(He/Him)

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

I have so many questions. At least 75% are "why?".

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@fkatbhabhi My bot wife
The only bot you are is bottom

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@fkatbhabhi No

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@fkatbhabhi I'm just a lurker, standing in front of an oomf, asking to be loved

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

"Did you stage the lobster protest?"
"Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked"

[PETA @peta]

We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@molfully The factory I work at makes cornhole sets sometimes but the customer calls it corntoss which is something I've never heard anywhere else

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@dilfneycrosby Devastating for you honestly

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@fkatbhabhi I don't have a Facebook account

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@fkatbhabhi I am oomf before I am husband

[Michael Swengel @MichaelSwengel]

@PopBase "Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory. We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend." - A24

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@fkatbhabhi Yep

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@goalietaps @fkatbhabhi SHHHHHH don't out me like that omg

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@fkatbhabhi It's me

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@fakehockeyteam @cursed_hockey @JFreshHockey I've said it before and I'll say it again, it should've kicked harder

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@dilfneycrosby @bisexualdebacle Now hold on a minute

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

I am the creature.

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

That's Mimal the the chef and he's serving you Kentucky fried chicken on a Tennessee platter and you will respect him

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

One-word states with two-word capitals where neither word in the capital name has the same length as the state name

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@fkatbhabhi Lol
Lmao even

[Mrs. Cunty Phil Kessel @Curlyj0e]

@dilfneycrosby And I stand by that