Ted Harrison

I don't need a full moon. Any moon will do.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

In due time, old friend. In due time.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

Damn you, Lester. I just wanna go for a walk. Go play with Lindsey.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

She's at the river nearby.

[Barb Coard(Parody) @BarbCoard]

You can rip open a speedo with that thing, hunk. Speaking of which, I hope you didn't break Jess in half. We need her for Christmas.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

Barb always likes to throw insults at me, and it's mostly "big penis" jokes. Look Barb, I get it. It's a third leg. Now can I go jogging please?

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

Let's go.

[Jess Bradford 📞🎄(Parody) @JessyB1974]

If any of you don't hear from me, it's because I'll be out for a while with my boyfriend. We're just doing a little camping. There's no full moon tonight. Thank heavens!

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

I'll have the tent ready.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

Should I bring the handcuffs?

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

The next time me and Jess have sex, she better wear loin cloth like that Tanya Roberts girl.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

Whoa whoa, guys! Social distancing, remember? Get away from me! #WerewolfWednesday

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

@skream_kween The Shed(2019)

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

She looks fantastic. You're the best, Phyllis.

[Phyl Carlson(Parody) @PhylCarlson74]

Since Jess and Barb are back home, I decided to give one of their outfits a Halloween color. I think it looks cute.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

@PhylCarlson74 Not true! I jog during the afternoon sometimes.

[Brett Ford @Brett_Ford_RP]

Question: If you met your RP partner in RL. What would your first reaction be?

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

I'll be fine.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

I promise you, it wasn't me! You got the wrong guy!

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

I also ran into a tree while jogging. Dammit.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

I'll admit, it would feel pretty good to have a mustache.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

You should get someone to trace the calls. Like a wire tap or something. Please be careful, Jess. I'm worried.

[Jess Bradford 📞🎄(Parody) @JessyB1974]

I still don't know how he got this number, but he thinks I'm his mother. But Mr. Hunt said she died years ago.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

It's alright, kid. You've got a big dog that bites. Trust me.....I know.

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

What's going on here?

[Jess Bradford 📞🎄(Parody) @JessyB1974]

Who is this? Is that you again, Norman? Why are you calling here?

[Ted Harrison @CursedMan96]

At least I was gentle this time.