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[x @CurvedNick]

You respect difference and have deference - Old Duke

[Minatoメ @minatokusi_]

that heavy feeling in your chest when you realize there is nothing you can do so you just accept it

[Vows ✪ @CloudisTwt]

You can work hard and still fail while others are just winning without even trying hard. Reality check.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Chibatta had some dude pissed in madden 26 after he switched the settings and made it a heavy snow game inside cowboys stadium 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kommanderKraken 👾 @KommandKraken]

an interesting quirk I've noticed with a lot of millenials is how much of their humor is inspired by jim carrey's grinch

[malena @malenairl]

para que quiero estar de novia si ayer me junte con mi amiga y me dijo soy tu unica amiga con la que no subis fotos cuando nos juntamos entonces subi una foto de ella y me dijo solo la subiste porque te lo pedi no porque te salio

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

I’ve said this since I was 23, having older homegirls and women in my life of all ages is the KEY. There is always more to aspire to. Life doesn’t “end” after a certain age. We are constantly getting better

[Cleaver's Henchdwarf @cowgirl_bebop]

This has gotta be illegal. "The rent is higher if you live in the house too much" is crazy.

[gabernal @iamgabreu]

Gente ontem um paciente (desorientado) olhou pra mim e falou cuidado hj pode ser seu último dia…. E falou q eu ia levar 6 tiros saindo do hospital!!! Quando contei pro pessoal q ia levar 5 tiros, ele escutou e reafirmou q seriam 6!!!!!!!

[Lomo's Adjutant @kay_sesen]

As a child my dad was part of an African & Caribbean society, he organised a seaside trip.

He warned everyone it would leave at 9am. First year it set off less than 20% of the people who paid were on the bus.

The following year, people came on time.

You can reset a culture.

[Fionaaaa🌻 @feeonxx]

I moved in with my boyfriend of two years last month, and everything was perfectly fine until our apartment started smelling faintly like wet pennies and swamp water. He swore he couldn't smell anything and blamed it on the building's old plumbing. But then I noticed our electric bill suddenly spiked to $450. He claimed his work-from-home computer servers were just pulling extra power for a big project.

[PoloBum @NM_PoloPlayer]

I’m at my dad’s house. He’s on hospice so not much time left. He’s been flying since 1940 and has a lot of pilot friends. This morning they’re buzzing the house for him. Probably illegal but I don’t give a damn. It’s making him smile.

[ayox @ayblaaack]

when God gives you that random chest pain letting you know he can end you whenever

[t$ @dinereauxx]

this the greatest shit i’ve seen this week😭

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[The Chivalry Guild @ChivalryGuild]

“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.”
- Anais Nin

[🌊 NirvanaM1nd 🌊 @NirvanaM1nd]

Pretty good example of why the concept of a sacred timeline sucks

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Gmail when I log in on another device

[Nanami Kento @rj_hooks]

Once I saw Black people and French animation I locked in

[🦅 @NeverBeenStunna]

Thinkin you only get post nut clarity from ugly hoes is crazy lmao

[For The Stream @forthestreamx]

if the diss ain’t dissing like this you can keep it.