MarriedWithCats

Tired but hydrated. Sad but hopeful. Not hungry but still snacking.

[MarriedWithCats @CurvyComfyCute]

I see my seasonal affective disorder Diagon Alley fan fiction is finally being produced. https://t.co/sRCAi9wUlI

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#TooSoon 💔

[MarriedWithCats @CurvyComfyCute]

❤️

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Ok Dr. Karen. Drag her!

[Mowgli @Holy_Mowgli]

I understand half of the tweets on my feed and that’s probably too much

[SZA @sza]

This helped .

[MarriedWithCats @CurvyComfyCute]

@whatrosasaid I go to bed most evenings AND I have popsicles in the freezer 🤯🤯🤯 THIS SHOULDN’T BE A GAME CHANGING TWEET BUT IT IS!

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

just found out my gyno hates ventriloquism

[donni saphire @donni]

You guys ever get something done

[MarriedWithCats @CurvyComfyCute]

TOO REAL TOO REAL

[MarriedWithCats @CurvyComfyCute]

@HenpeckedHal ���You’ll both always be glad you eloped.” Over 15 years later, we still randomly look at each other once in awhile and say how happy we are with that decision. Really just an A+ choice all around for us.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Here’s how tired I am: I saw a bird just go by and my brain’s first thought was “hey someone threw that bird!” because I forgot about flying

[MarriedWithCats @CurvyComfyCute]

😂

[EchoInTheClouds @EchoClouds]

Snowflake watching Ted Cruz dig his own grave.

[tate @50FirstTates]

i think more sports should allow fighting like hockey. “wow terrible putt” square tf up brendan. “ur awful at tennis” ok abigail let’s see them hands

[MarriedWithCats @CurvyComfyCute]

Wait, what? This is adorable! 🥰💫🕺

[MarriedWithCats @CurvyComfyCute]

Me thinkin about what I’m gonna eat next

[🍉 @MOlTIEMOlTIE]

happy lunar new year 🥳🧧❤️🎉🎇 https://t.co/gBcN5Wvlbs