Those Centrum Silver commercials had us believing a multivitamin would make our lives awesome, but glossed over ten-hour work days and late night online searches for rugs that won't show dog vomit stains.
Help me out with something, what's something your parents said to you as a kid meant to be helpful, but effed you up.
Mine: Oh jaysus, Cyn, you'd drown in a cup of water! (But in Spanish, so it was even more dramatic)
@KeruboSk We had a family "friend" spank one of our Yorkies years ago. My husband tossed him out. That guy was just arrested for stealing an ambulance while paramedics were working on a person inside! He obviously got more stupid in the last 25 years.
@Camel_Crushin Oh, I'm definitely doing it wrong. Everyone looks like Robert Redford when I smoke. Not even young Robert Redford, old Robert Redford. Ugh!
I had a greyhound that was my heart dog. His name was Bogey. We would tell each other secrets. On the first night of Hanukkah he would wear his Hanukkah bandana even though he was agnostic. When he was 3, he asked for a rainbow bandana for Coming Out Day. He walked in the parade that year.