Full Time Cynic

Cynicism all the time! The truth and nothing but the truth

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I guess one thing you’d never hear a Chinese man tell a Chinese woman, “I love how big your eyes are” 🤪

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Wokeism is a malaise. A disease. The people who pride themselves on the freedom of speech are the ones who are clamping down on the freedom of others to speak. Wonders will never cease!

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The @OpenAI musical chairs saga is the perfect example of what's called a "circle jerk"

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@eshear aka...a distraction and a fall guy

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@miramurati They really played you Mira. My heart goes out to you. Stay strong! Your time will come.

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@gdb Sigh! I wish you guys would grow up. You're not 5-year olds bickering over who gets to play with whose toy

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@sama You realize at this point in time, this whole circus is just a big joke?

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Has anyone spared a thought for @miramurati in all the ruckus over at @OpenAI? Yet again, in the midst of egos battling it out, the doers have been left behind. #OpenAI

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Work colleague: "Hey, how are you doing?"

Me: "Great, how are you doing?"

<sound of crickets chirping>

Noone really cares. How can you ask someone a question and not respond to when they ask you the same question out of politeness?

Idiots.

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@theprayagtiwari Padosi ka beta

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@chetan_bhagat Stop clinging onto straws. Your article is contradictory to what your tweet says. You are talking about an actual unification. What use is a narrative if it doesn't result in something tangible and related to the narrative itself? Are you proposing unification by virtue of a war?

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@chetan_bhagat Ya fecking idiot! Are ya fecking serious?

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@GabbbarSingh Condolences for#1

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@GabbbarSingh Buddha mar gaya

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@pareekhjain What's the difference between this and watching TV while driving? A bad/annoying/distraction of an idea. Good for advertisers and marketers, dangerous for everyone else.

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@Shayarcasm नौकर और कुत्ता, दोनों को अपनी जगह हमेशा याद रेहनी चाहिए

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@thekiranbedi How so?

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@aviralbhat Your assumptions are wildly off. Not all views are monetized. Not all monetized views have the same CPMs due to viewership in different geos and different ad formats playing against these monetized views and then comes the rev share formula.

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@GabbbarSingh YouTube indie channels

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@SidBakaria Especially when they’re photoshopped