Being the friend who always going through something is so wild because I was crying over this like two weeks ago to my best friend like “I’m sorry it’s hard being my friend” and they were like ???? No you just have a hard life and I love you it’s not hard loving you
i fuckin hate spacex man. legitimate step forward in rocket science but bcus theyre owned by a baby its "mechazilla caught the falcon!!!! scientists airdropped by roflcopter to examine le epic landing zone"
Whenever someone hops on a Zoom meeting and is like “Sorry I look like such a mess, haven’t had my coffee!” or like”Please excuse the lighting!” it’s like….babe….I’m physically incapable of not staring at my own reflection for this entire meeting. You don’t even exist to me
something that has made a huge difference in my life was replacing mediation and stretching with 75 minutes of uninterrupted phone time first thing in the morning and replacing all water with diet dr pepper. Goodbye brita !!!