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Descended from kings. Or clowns. I'll get back to you on that. 🌊🌊🌊🍸🍸🍸

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@K611Jesse Hag

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@micredhall @RonFilipkowski Prom queen

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@Felix147MJ Spooky but ok lol

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I want to get new followers so I'm either going to post a pic of my cat, my wife's rack, my ass, or ask your favorite flavor jello.

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@sologuyjl THANK YOUUUUUUU!

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Wife: Can you pick up toothbrushes on the way home tonight?

Me: Sure. Where do I buy toothbrushes?

Wife: Grocery store

Me: They sell toothbrushes at the grocery store?

Wife: How have you functioned this long?

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@LookImaTurkey I honestly thought they magically appeared

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@Sandboy1 @muchado33 Everytime u tweet i learn a new word

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@Debbie19681885 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣atta girl!

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@muchado33 @Sandboy1 I lead Twitter in nicknames

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@muchado33 We'll look who's been practicing her curtsey!

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"I'm a Mutha and smole business ownah"

Stay in the Bronx where you belong

[Tina Forte for Congress @TinaForteUSA]

Let’s Make AOC Bartend Again! #MABA

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@hinckleyarts @Sandboy1 Of where?

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@comedyconsorts @POTUS Jud going for the jug!

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@Sandboy1 @hinckleyarts I appeal to the small but vital "sexually ambiguous secret agent" crowd

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@hinckleyarts @Sandboy1 Everyone makes mistakes!😘

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@HousebrokeD Goldberg may be the greatest cat name ever

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@davematt88 He HATES jello!

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@hinckleyarts Am i supposed to put #bluecrew in my bio? I feel like a communist. But I don't want to be a sheep. Is there a tutorial???🤣🤣🤣