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[PictureThis @PictureThisAI]

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[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S IRAN DEAL IS PENDING ELECTRONIC SIGNATURE, PER FOX.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Elon Musk officially becomes the world's first trillionaire as SpaceX, $SPCX, stock begins trading.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Traffic in the Strait of Hormuz has now dropped to "complete zero" after the IRGC Navy announced a full shutdown of the Strait following US strikes. Satellite imagery confirms not a single ship passing, per Tasnim.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The European Central Bank officially hikes interest rates by 25 basis points, citing renewed inflation amid the Iran War.

This marks the first major central bank interest rate hike since 2023.

Rate hikes are officially back.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: S&P 500 futures erase all losses and turn green after President Trump says Israel has "no choice" but to accept an Iran deal.

[Blockchain Backer @BCBacker]

XRP sits at 40.1 billion coins in a loss.

For reference:

43.4 billion - Covid Bottom / 2018-2020 Bear Bottom
42.3 billion - 2022 Bear Market Bottom
45.0 billion - Post FTX Bottom

[Blockchain Backer @BCBacker]

Jim Cramer saying Bitcoin is dead and Dave Portnoy saying he is panicking in the same day makes me feel like I’m doing the right thing for sure. 😂

[CasiTrades 🔥 @CasiTrades]

🚨 The Clock Is Ticking for XRP! 🚨

Over the last few days, XRP has continued to reject below the major consolidation pattern. We've spent 4 months fighting the $1.65 resistance, and the longer this fails to reclaim it, the more likely it becomes that we need one final flush into the lower macro supports.

I've been talking about these lower support levels for months (coinbase):
- $1.10
- $0.87

I expect the recovery after macro support test to be violent. The first real sign of that shift will be XRP reclaiming $1.65 and turning it into support.

BE READY FOR THIS NEXT MOVE!
#Crypto #xrpcommunity

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US 30Y Note Yield rises to 5.18%, its highest level since July 2007.

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

Hantaviruses are zoonotic viruses that naturally infect rodents and can occasionally spread to people.

Here’s what you need to know about #hantavirus: What they are, how they spread, the symptoms, and how to prevent infection

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

WHO chief: It’s possible more cases of Hantavirus will be reported

(Not again)

[Rubén (El Artesano de Wordpress) @Aqui_mi_casa]

SEÑALES TEMPRANAS DE HANTAVIRUS

1. Fiebre que empieza como “una gripe rara”.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇬🇧 HANTAVIRUS UPDATE: The outbreak on the MV Hondius cruise ship has killed 3 people and infected at least 8, with cases now traced across the UK, Netherlands, and Switzerland.

It originated in Argentina a month ago. No one knows how.

One British patient, a former police officer, was airlifted to the Netherlands mid-voyage and is now stable. Two more UK nationals are self-isolating at home.

The fear with this virus is how fast it turns. No warning. No slow decline. One day stable, the next critical.

Contact tracing is now active across multiple countries for a disease that rarely clusters like this.

And we really need to “stop the spread” this time.

Source: BBC

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Hantavirus infection CONFIRMED in Switzerland

[Comandante J. Martín (R) ن🇪🇸 @Cte_Martin]

El HANTAVIRUS explicado en 6 MINUTOS por el médico especialista en enfermedades infecciosas y profesor e investigador de UNIR, Vicente Soriano, quien ha explicado que “el Hantavirus es un grupo de virus ARN, como el virus del COVID o el VIH o el virus del Ébola o de la fiebre amarilla”.

[Remarks @remarks]

JUST IN: World Health Organization says there are now 5 confirmed hantavirus cases.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: The final Spirit Airlines flight has touched down in Dallas at 1:08 a.m. EST, marking the definitive end of active operations ahead of the airline’s expected systemwide shutdown at 3:00 a.m.

Video by @24chadster

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Death Valley National Park is experiencing its first major superbloom in a decade as of March/April 2026, driven by record winter rainfall (1.7 – 2.5+ inches) that transformed the desert landscape with vibrant carpets of yellow, pink, and purple flowers.
https://t.co/YgaHskYSlM

[Jackson Harlem @JacksonHarlem]

The Most Terrifying Bridge In America Is In LOUISIANA⁉️🤯🌉