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VA, amongst other things.
Gallini and Logan in @AmongStarsBones,
Ogilvy in @CopperheartPod

[dudermane @612jack]

(wallace voice) the gun, gromit. kill me lad!

[cav empty @cavempty_]

despite the success of the toy story franchise mr potato head struggled to find roles and lived in poverty in the breaks between films. on may 15th 2026 he was found dead in his home from a self inflicted nerf dart wound just a month before the anticipated release of toy story 5

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

You can whack a home run out of the park. You can hear them cheering. You run the bases knowing it doesn’t mean anything. It won’t make her come back

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

[Dave Kratzy @Krtzyy]

"After the Nukes" is a cool minecraft mod pack that adds Fallout to Minecraft

Includes power armer, various fallout guns, NPCs, bottle cap trading and more

the modpack comes with a survival world where you escape a vault then explore iconic locations from the fallout franchise

[Understandingness @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Oh are you "sparking up?" Haha, no thanks man none for me, *surfer voice* thats far out though you know what i mean! *Turning and speaking into wrist communicator* Im in over my head. Airstrike my position

[ant @persistantz]

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[D33DAA @D33DAA]

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[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[on a first date, dressed like Neo Matrix] what if I told you I forgot my wallet

[NoNameAndy @NoNameAndyyyyyy]

i think its been impossible for me to be in a healthy relationship ever since i climbed around on that big sexy bee in mario galaxy

[i want him so bad updates @ehjovan]

i was just hating on anyone last night

[bort @tacobort]

The Spotify DJ just played a track of my voice deepfaked admitting to the assassination of multiple journalists and then automatically skipped and I can’t go back

[victoria "nika" d.s. @njsilvadyne]

women's spaces are being INVADED by hundreds of thousands of horse archers

[derek @brainedimage]

There are birders who quietly snap photos of rare birds. And there are birders like me, who kill as many birds as possible without ever learning their names

[hope @LAlNLAlN]

Don’t worry man we can probably photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later

[juibo :) @jubiothree]

when you know you rolled Inifinite Poop Glitch off the first wipe so you take your shirt offf, switch your iPhone to Do Not Disturb mode and hit play on Rap Caviar on Spotify #ad

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters