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“It doesn’t work”
“What error are you getting?”
“It doesn’t work”
“We’ve established that, can I have any more information?”
“I can’t fetch data”
“Any.Fucking.Clues?”

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@oraesque @MDWidlake I am however supervising the scintillating ‘toddler coloring’ book. The missing u is probably our first clue to the problem!

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Yeah, no!

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@oraesque @MDWidlake Me?

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@MDWidlake Quail

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@MDWidlake Are you saying all marsupials have an even number of wings? I’m going to guess they’ve not thought too hard about it based on this

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@oraclebase Sorry about that 🤣

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@ChandlerDBA I could go to the exadata one on the 28th but at the moment I’m meh about travelling down to London.

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Stumbled over this, it still matters. Be actively kind.

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I look old, feel beige and I’m pretty sure it would take my husband 3 days to notice I’d left home. Sometimes a kind word is all I need from somewhere to validate my feelings about myself beyond I’m grateful to be alive.

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This seems to have become microservice change. And instead of one teeny block there’s 100s of the little buggers.

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‘Minor app change’

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Today is social media kindness day (apparently). It’s important to get behind the true spirit of such drives, so I offer you this: #YoureWelcome

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@oraclebase @kibeha Getafix!

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@oraclebase @kibeha Fat foxes get a fix.

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Ok America, with your allergy to the letter u. Why has detour kept its u and colour hasn’t! #strands

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I just heard myself refer to ‘a gap in successful connections’ in the vague hope it does not google translate to ‘outage’ . Peak bullshitter award unlocked.

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We’ve known for years that hoping for efficient oracle SR resolution was like buying a lottery ticket in engineer capability. But are we now hitting a new high in ‘let’s repeat what you already told us without an answer’ served with a side of new bugs introduced with each patch?

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@MDWidlake Parking up, open numerous parking apps to see if they recognise where you are, walk to ticket machine to read the small sticker on side of machine to see what company it is. Walk back to car to pay and end up overpaying because it’s too hard to work out fees and app addons.

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@magicdave2009 @SoVeryBritish Curry sauce on jacket potato would be awesome. Chip shop curry sauce.

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He really is insane isn’t he? You couldn’t make it up. The Room Next Door - Donald Trump Fact Check Special https://t.co/fizo7SDiXZ

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@oraclebase Awww ickle murder mittens.

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@oraclebase Rats: leaves this weird organ and back legs ….every damn time