Max P

Occasionally wrong, but never in doubt

[Max P @DBMaxP]

There really is no need to place me up on a pedestal...

any barstool will do

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@LauraLynnDFW It fell?.

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@VIPberkleigh Once you go Black (and Decker) you’ll never go back.
(Sorry… it had to be done)

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@PaigeSavXO Obviously… you’re not a golfer.

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@VIPberkleigh @DallasRainesTx Big wrench for big nuts

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@VIPberkleigh I’m at a loss fore words.

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@GabbyStoneVIP 1

[Trey @treydayway]

I'm still calling it the Gulf of Mexico like I'm still calling this Twitter

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@LexiBuffalo It’s not a problem… it’s dedication.

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@VIPberkleigh This is the kind of fairy everyone needs.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Twitter is my Walmart, I make fun of you but I’m here too.

[Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy]

I managed to gain a pound after my colonoscopy prep in case you were looking for an overachiever.

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

The first 50 years of childhood are always the hardest.

[Trey @treydayway]

Things are so bad that everyone is leaning on Elmo for emotional support

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@SexyQueenBee007 C…. A hundred times C

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@VIPberkleigh There’s a “big balls” joke in there somewhere… I’m just not going to use it.

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@VIPberkleigh Neve Campbell

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@FJanexoxo Top right

[Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug]

The cool thing about having a birthday that falls on daylight savings time is I get an extra hour of feeling old

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

According to this cheese Advent calendar I bought yesterday I guess I should wish everyone Merry Christmas today.

[Max P @DBMaxP]

@Coyandcocky Only if your blinkers were on.