Daniel Bockenstedt

A day without laughter is a day wasted

[CNN @CNN]

In the hunt for green energy alternatives, Japanese researchers work to harness the power of typhoons, improve geothermal energy and analyze the movement of dolphins to create underwater turbines https://t.co/qQ96fJhkhc

[James Milner @JamesMilner]

Anyone got any tips for getting a Champions League logo off a face?
#glowing #uclfinal #whofancieskiev #9assists #minusonegoal

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla Goes Bankrupt
Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations, indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from killing school children.

[Sam Buller @sam_buller]

Current professional status: my little brother just endorsed my Microsoft Office skills on LinkedIn

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@verge Umm ...

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Bo Obama Issues First Public Bark Since Leaving White House https://t.co/PifRDtRKk6

[The Onion @TheOnion]

5 Things To Know About Trump's Tax Plan

[NPR @NPR]

This is how much the U.S. and other countries spend on health care, per person
🇺🇸$9237
🇨🇭$7831
🇯🇵$3816
🇬🇧$3749
🇸🇴$33
https://t.co/widUx4PhnL

[The Onion @TheOnion]

NASA Reports Receiving Constant Radio Transmissions From Annoying, Desperate Alien

[Wyoming (MN) Police @wyomingpd]

Undercover #420 operations are in place. Discreet traps have been set up throughout the city today. #Happy420

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Knows He Must Ride Unexpected Urge To Clean As Far As It Will Take Him https://t.co/9MAZHkNo1l

[NPR @NPR]

This year marks the 1st time coral bleaching in the Great Barrier Reef is known to have happened 2 years in a row https://t.co/ARowHsTBnw

[Mohammed Saeid @Msaeid8]

Smile 😄 #everyday

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Meet the Syrian women fighting ISIL.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Skipped Airport’s Moving Walkway Immediately Realizes What An Arrogant Fool He’s Been https://t.co/Xn1qhvi69B

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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