Windex

Chickens,

Splatoon,

Jesus.

🐓 🦑 ✝

[Windex @DDB_Windex]

OOF #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

My daughter (4th grade) says to me,

"But dad, out of 60 kids I'm one of only 3 in my grade WITHOUT a phone!"

Me: "I'm glad to know there's 2 other sets of great, intentional parents besides your mom & I!!"

My daughter: uhhhh dad......

HOLD THE LINE PARENTS.

Kids don't need access to EVERYTHING in the world so young.

Loving your kids isn't GIVING THEM EVERYTHING THEY WANT.

Loving your kids is teaching them:
•DISCIPLINE.
•DELAYING GRATIFICATION.
•SETTING HEALTHY BOUNDARIES.

It is absurd so many CHILDREN have phones.

Most adults can't use them responsibly.

You're setting your child up for failure handing them unrestricted access to everything so young.

[Dr Shawn Baker 🥩 @SBakerMD]

What you’re consuming on a standard American diet!!

Source: @gfbeef_

[Psyched Out Slick @PsychedSlick]

Because they (lucifarians) don’t want anyone celebrating holy holidays on their actual dates.

They switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar back in 1582.

Every month is suppose to be 28 days. Just like the moon cycle, menstrual cycle, etc. If every month was 28 days, every day of the week would never shift what number of the month it is on.

[Toby Rogers @uTobian]

Everything about the "vitamin K" shot is weird. Why does a vitamin require an adjuvant? Why provoke an immune response in infants who are too young to produce an immune response? And how does a heavy metal (aluminum) help to thicken the blood (it's supposed purpose)?

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Man takes a blow torch to Oreos at different time intervals

The longest duration is 30 full seconds and the Oreo is still in perfect condition, it looks untouched

“What is that we are putting in our bodies because this is not normal. This is not normal at all”

[ゆかゆか @tzuradasuki]

頭の上で警戒鳴き🐥💦
#ズアカ冠うずら

[ほほらら工房 @hoholala_days]

#今年も残りわずかなので今年一番伸びた絵��貼る
ス鳥ートファイター

[Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 @ProudElephant]

💯💯💯

[Rona Wallace @rona_wallace]

The same thing happened to me.

I was a crack cocaine addict with a 300 dollar per day habit.

On my way to a grocery store after not eating for almost a week, I picked up a guy holding a gas can who needed a ride. He hopped in, and I asked him if he needed gas. He said no that he just needed a ride to this church up the road, and getting a ride was easier if he held a gas can.

I laughed and told him I appreciated his hustle, and we took off toward the church.

He began to tell me what this church (and the Lord through it) had done for his life. He was also an addict but was clean and sober and getting his life back together.

The moment we pulled into the church parking lot, I began to cry. The Holy Spirit was there and so strong it makes me weep even typing this out today.

It was a Tuesday. The pastor and associate pastor were there unloading a food truck for their soup kitchen and food pantry.

He introduced me and told them a little about me from our conversation in the car.

The pastor looked at me, gave me a hug, and asked me if I was hungry. He then proceeded to invite me into the church kitchen and made me a grilled cheese sandwich himself. He served it to me as if I was the Queen of England, napkin on my lap and all.

That was 18 years ago, and I've been sober and in love with the Lord ever since.

Jesus is King.

[Paul Saladino, MD @paulsaladinomd]

Humans crave meat for a reason…

If you truly care about your health and the health of our planet, eat more regeneratively raised beef!

[rebelEducator @rebelEducator]

Wait, so let me get this straight:

Kids are *legally required* spend 7 hours in school, 180 days a year, for 13 years ...

... and yet 54% of American adults can't even read at a 6th grade level?

Please make this make sense.

[Great Lakes Fungi 🍄 @GreatLakesFungi]

Chickens are actually pretty restless sleepers. Or at least, in comparison to humans.

Chickens not only achieve REM cycles, but they can be a short as 30 seconds.

And yes, that DOES mean that they dream when asleep.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How many fish can a duck eat in 90 second?
https://t.co/5KJvWY4chD

[Windex @DDB_Windex]

@CandyFujiApple Yesterday was the first day I witnessed sweet potato casserole with marshmallows on top in person XD

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

In New Super Mario Bros., Mario cannot use a Mega Mushroom in Toad Houses. Assuming the Mega Mario form in these locations reveals that the special Question Blocks cannot be destroyed by it, and instead create a very peculiar infinite particle effect.

[Windex @DDB_Windex]

@potato_personal Some quackers 🦆🦆

[Windex @DDB_Windex]

@CandyFujiApple Nothing against her cousin. I like to bring an example in to explain my message. What can happen if phonics isn't introduced properly.

[Windex @DDB_Windex]

@CandyFujiApple I tried showing what my kid reads to her cousin and she couldn't do it. She assumes and looks at the picture. She was taught the letter names way and struggles to read her books. My kid is 2, going on to 3 and her cousin is 5, soon to be 5 1/2. Phonics is so important.