Darrius Shayesteh

[Darrius Shayesteh @DETHBYTACOS]

@Idubbbz Let's get some of that classic cancer going again. Huh huw bout et Edubbbz?

[Darrius Shayesteh @DETHBYTACOS]

#funny #ifunnytop #alternatefeatures
https://t.co/SL0p51tyPZ
#iFunny

[Darrius Shayesteh @DETHBYTACOS]

#truth

[Joel Gillis @joelAgillis]

@commentiquette Is it something like this

[Darrius Shayesteh @DETHBYTACOS]

@MoonPie I was driving behind you the other day I tried to say hi but you kept driving.

[Darrius Shayesteh @DETHBYTACOS]

https://t.co/9MEYaYq58v
#iFunny

[Ed Beai @ebeai97]

Well it finally happened... school made me get a twitter. 10 more tweets at the Oscars and this thing gets deleted. Damn you 21st century #cm135mc

[Ceceily Ford @CeceilyF]

Ok so people diss on “daddy paying for college” & correct me if I’m wrong, but like is that not your life goal ?? To be able to provide for your kids till they have a good job and can do it on their own instead of throwing them out into a load of debt ?? Maybe that’s just me lol

[Darrius Shayesteh @DETHBYTACOS]

@AjitPaiFCC Question can men fart from their penis just like women can fart from their vaginas? Pretty soon I won't be able to go and look it up on the internet so I'm just going to go to you and ask. Be really thankful for a quick response. #NetNeutrality

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

No, Attorney General Sessions. Marijuana is not the same as heroin. No one who has seriously studied the issue believes that. Quite the contrary. We should allow states the right to move toward the decriminalization of marijuana, not reverse the progress that has been made.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

[CaptainSparklez @CaptainSparklez]

It pretty

[Darrius Shayesteh @DETHBYTACOS]

@Idubbbz Happy New Year idubbbz

[Darrius Shayesteh @DETHBYTACOS]

@MoonPie https://t.co/meh8OEXysA

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Been working on a play all afternoon where everyone in the play is named MoonPie let me know what you think

[Isabelle @animalcrossing]

I have a fun idea… Let's all retweet this tweet! If we can get to 100K retweets worldwide, we'll give everyone 20 Leaf Tickets! #PocketCamp_RT

[K @kamimoore123]

An uber driver sent this video to my friend after getting her number off of the uber app...ur welcome

[Darrius Shayesteh @DETHBYTACOS]

@kamimoore123 Did she ever take him up on that dinner though?