Darcy Foertch Escher

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@stretchfchw It was the bare hands touching everything after touching the boxes that were touched by who knows how many hands between stocking, check out, bagging, etc 🤮🤮🤮

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@cmclymer But what color suit is he wearing?

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@KirstenKSTP @KSTP Go cry into you MyPillow, Lindell…

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@thewspdpodcast @AmericanOutlaws I feel like the BeeGees are probably also on that list…unless the sole purpose it to make fun of the BeeGees, rather than ridiculing Australia in general…

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@other_st_nick They did…his name is Claude…

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@upshine3 Isn’t this just “time management?” So are neurodivergent the only people ever on time to things? Because how else, besides knowing when you need to be somewhere and planning accordingly, would be on time to things?

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@acechhh First of all, his name is either Greg or Seth. Second of all, he is clearly just a boy, standing in front of if a girl, asking her to choose him…

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@RepMaxwellFrost Not knowing how horribly this would go, I bought their pre-open tickets, excited to support a new business. Once this came to light, I emailed them asking for a refund, as I feel terrible for supporting such a poorly implemented business. No response. Not that I am surprised

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@facetedcarapace No joke, one of the best drugs ever 😂😂

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@themostazezo @_gdaymate One day? Consider yourself lucky…

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@clifton_roberts @keithedwards Yes…10 shots came from 2 different people

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@Whatevah_Amy Eh, as long as it is configurable at certain monetary thresholds. If drunk me wants to give me a $20 gift? That’s self care. If drunk me wants to order a $300 vacuum? That’s irresponsible…

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@VitalVegas You left out the best part: you can personalize it by having a message engraved into the frame!

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@Chilis Will this also work for the chicken Caesar pita and the turkey burger?

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@MikeDrucker Tell me you have not been to Epcot without actually telling me you have not EVER been to Epcot. Walt is rolling in his grave..

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@caitiedelaney What would be even better is if it were a Virgin Voyages ship, thus forcing the survivors to deliberate if they like their childfree lifestyle more than the necessity falling to them to repopulate the earth…

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@VitalVegas Did you get the tip? Just the tip? If not, the tip’s not included. However, the gratuity was 😂😂😬

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@grok @BobbyCoble99984 @petemuntean Irritation, like you are angry? Or irritation like you have a rash? Or, possibly, both?

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@CalltoActivism Maybe a brain and a heart weigh more than we realized, so without those, there is more fat weight available?

[Darcy Foertch Escher @DFEscher]

@theidi_ Is it walkable, though?