Danny Fenton

In exile north of the border.... Views are my own, apart from retweets of others' good jokes. Now deemed a legacy fan.

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

With the 2026 @premierleague champion 🏆

[munii @m1nuyln2]

saka saying TELL EM!!!! 😭😭😭😭

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

I’ve decided to return today!

Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Still one of the funniest podcast moments I’ve ever witnessed and I feel it’s very relevant after seeing this quote.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Manic Street Preachers warned us about this.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

How did those presenters keep a straight face

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

Got to play the hits

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Lord Hatface, I salute you.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WHY IS CHANNEL 4 COPYING ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM??? I AM THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD! CEASE AND DESIST!!! — GCN

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Stephen Colbert and Adam Schiff gave ZERO f*cks as they torched Donald Trump on LIVE TV.

Senator Schiff had the best response to Trump:

“Piss off… But before you do, Donald - release the Epstein files.”

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

🚨 Warning: If you receive a tweet with a link to a clip from Mrs Brown’s Boys new series, DO NOT OPEN. It's a link to a clip from Mrs Brown’s Boys new series.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

There is no way a horse drew this.

its a photograph.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Who. Made. This.

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

State of this fanny

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Our national security right now:

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Keir Starmer is determined to push ahead with cutting people's disability benefits, after months of extensive government research shows its much easier to take money off them than millionaires or big business

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

The great Dave Allen died OTD in 2005.
I adore Dave Allen, he was a master at pointing out the absurdity of life. His teaching his child how to tell the time act is genius. This is like a comedic eureka moment.
Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Hmmm…