MN DFL Rapid Response Van

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

Thank you @NFerraroPiPress for leaving party affiliation out of the headline.

As discussed, the briefcase full of ‘Feeding Our Future’ cash will be dropped at our usual location.

[Pioneer Press @PioneerPress]

Embattled Sen. Nicole Mitchell hit with second felony charge in burglary case https://t.co/Tdl5ieG3uA

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

@PioneerPress Thank you @NFerraroPiPress for leaving party affiliation out of the headline.

As discussed, the briefcase full of ‘Feeding Our Future’ cash will be dropped at our usual location.

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

Here is video of DFL State Auditor Blaha & former DFL Minority Leader Franzen’s flipped car.

An open can of White Claw was found on scene, but Tim Walz’s State Troopers recommended that no charges be filed.

In the video, DFL Chairman Ken Martin is seen driving to the scene.

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

Don’t worry @Sen_NMitchell we’re on our way to get you…

[Alpha News @AlphaNews]

BREAKING: KVVR reports that Minnesota Democratic Sen. Nicole Mitchell was arrested this morning for first-degree burglary.

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

If you must know, we were sent to this location personally by @GovTimWalz to shut it down.

He became enraged when he learned the ice cream machine was down…

Nobody comes between the Governor and his ice cream without suffering serious consequences!

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

It’s not how it looks.

Here at the @MinnesotaDFL we have a long history of dispatching our Rapid Response Unit dedicated to covering up crimes committed by our elected officials.

If these allegations were true we would have been there for @RepWolgamott!

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

I don’t want to come off as petty.

But it’s a little hurtful to be in all of the photos but not tagged in the post…

I haven’t had a busier week since Farmfest 2021!

[Keith Ellison @keithellison]

Fun facts about early voting from @peggyflanagan @julieblaha & me

✅ Early voting is quick, easy and secure
✅ Early voting is available in person and by mail
✅ Early voting means your voice is heard, no matter what life throws at you Nov. 8

Let’s get out and VOTE, Minnesota!

[MN Up North Lake Guy @MNUpNorthLakeG1]

. @julieblaha says she does not want to make headlines.

Cue the @DFLResponseVan ... listen to Ken Martin's words to state trooper.

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

@jergenon @cicero_mn I can only be in one place at a time.

Spent all day helping @thauserkstp defend his poll results after @trafalgar_group released a real poll.

Plus, I’m still recovering from that time Walz claimed the schools didn’t close.

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

@thauserkstp @MNUpNorthLakeG1 @DeRushaJ @bmcclung Sorry we’re late, Tom.

We cannot allow people to question the integrity of our ⭐️ staffer @thauserkstp without rebuttal.

Tom is right, Fri/Sat/Sun don’t identify as Labor Day Weekend Days.

Also, just because it was a poll on the internet, that doesn’t make it an “online” poll.

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

@CowardTimWalz @RebsBrannon @senmattklein The DFL and our fine Senator Matt Klein are the inclusive party.

ALL ARE WELCOME HERE! Including Groomers and Pedos!

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

@RebsBrannon @senmattklein Don’t worry @senmattklein, we’re here to protect you! https://t.co/KA5PqPW02e

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

@bloisolson @mnstatefair @wccoradio @julieblaha @RyanWilsonMN @mncreditunions @aarpmn @mncorn @mngop @MinnesotaDFL Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws!

[America First @KihneSheila]

Don’t be surprised when @kenmartin73 converts the @DFLResponseVan to a “camper”

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

@bloisolson @morningtake @RepTomEmmer Hop in Blois, we’re all fueled up and headed to South Dakota…

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

@nathanmhansen @kenmartin73 Not a bad idea, we could drink anything from a coffee mug and nobody would ever suspect it’s a White Claw.

Cc: @julieblaha @MelisaFranzen write this idea down.

With gas prices this high Ken is starting to limit how much interference we’ll be running.

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

It has come to our attention @RepDeanPhillips account has been hacked.

Surely we all know he isn’t dumb enough to post this tweet, which is why it has since been deleted.

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

Mary - We don’t wear surgical masks to prevent Covid, that would be absurd, unscientific, and obviously ineffective.

The masks are solely used to virtue signal.

On the bright side they unexpectedly help conceal identity and prevent lip reading.

[🇺🇸Mary🇺🇸 @RepMaryFranson]

Union Boss of Education Minnesota @DeniseSpecht in the House Retirement room — I can’t imagine what is being discussed with DFL Leadership 🙄

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

@MNUpNorthLakeG1 @kenmartin73 @mikelonergan85 @MinnesotaDFL .@kenmartin73 - You just give the word and we will get Business Insider to do a hit piece on MN Up North Lake Guy…

[MN DFL Rapid Response Van @DFLResponseVan]

What’s the big deal? So what if much of the convention, including the seating arrangements were designed during FarmFest.

Can you really blame us?

Farming is racist, boring, and outdated.

Who needs farmers when you can just buy your food at Trader Joe’s?

[Dustin Grage @GrageDustin]

Whoever made this seating arrangement — did so after slamming White Claws.