Luke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

My monitor must be traumatised from the amount of time I spend shouting at it.

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Pep Guardiola in his future documentaries...

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

James Cook: “hey Josh I notice we are on the goal line, do you think maybe I could also get a touchdo-

Josh Allen:

[＊ @jaraaxz]

Spanish and Brazilian twitter is light years ahead🤣🤣

[Philosophy Sage @philosophysage]

You’re bored because you don’t do side quests, bro.

Life is more than just work and bed rotting.

Here are 50 side quests to complete:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[Narwitz @Narwitz0747]

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

Yes... he's been even better 📈

[🕸️ @recreatings]

nigga unabbreviate that shit NOW

[XBOX UK @xboxuk]

Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit 🍀

To celebrate St. Patrick's Day, why not learn some traditional Gaeilge with Moira ✨

How many did you know already? 👇

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Luke 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @DFunctionaL_]

Me if I ever had a work from home job 🤣

[Avon and Somerset Police @ASPolice]

An Avon and Somerset police officer has been dismissed after giving a false impression she was working by using a picture frame to weigh down laptop keys.

A misconduct hearing was held at police headquarters today (Wednesday 25 February).

Read more: https://t.co/FrC4HJ5W3B

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

*opens instagram *

yep, everyone's life is still better than mine

*closes instagram*

*opens twitter*

ah yes. my fellow specimens.

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Don’t feel bad if you can’t afford a Super Bowl ticket

Josh Allen has a $55 million salary and he watches the big game from his couch every year too

[The Burnt Peanut Clips @burntpeanutclip]

“you guys mind if be a little unhumble for a second?”

The Burnt Peanut addresses the viewbotting allegations👀

he’s got a damn good point too

[Mara🍒 @marillawyd]

this is why shampoo has instructions

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

oh by the gods

[✮ 🎀 𝐿𝒾𝓂𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒 🍋‍🟩 🎀 ✮ @Limeaadee]

This may be the greatest slander I’ve seen in my life

[NBA @NBA]

NIKOLA JOKIĆ WITH VIDEO GAME STATS ON CHRISTMAS DAY 🤯

🃏 56 PTS
🃏 16 REB
🃏 15 AST
🃏 2 BLK
🃏 4 3PM

THE FIRST 55/15/15 GAME IN NBA HISTORY 🚨