Inspector Goggles

If I’m tweeting I’m probably drunk.

[Minnesota Sports Fan @HendrickD82]

There's a chap running 337km, 8 marathons back to back, around the entire border of County Meath to help raise money for a school in Navan to build a room to help autistic students.

If anyone can spare a fiver, it's a very worthwhile endeavour.

https://t.co/sxrnpt19rt

[Stranger Bins @GMooBah]

£21 to 23 billion a year of benefits are left unclaimed.

Most recipients of benefits are pensioners and those already in work.

These drooling psychopaths used to be good at lying, can’t even do that well anymore.

[Inspector Goggles @DI_Goggles]

@awobabobbob123 @SNiyogakiza @WhoScored Oh yeah of course, I was thinking as if it was expiring which I think they usually do end of June.

[Inspector Goggles @DI_Goggles]

@awobabobbob123 @SNiyogakiza @WhoScored His contract probably hasn’t officially ended yet

[Kirk Lazarus @lewisclarke96]

Makes you proud to be British

[Inspector Goggles @DI_Goggles]

@jsexton24 I mean that is very heavy metal, like Osmium football

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw a post on Reddit that said that “The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.” And I don’t think I’ve ever seen AI described so incisively.

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

we're on course for 312 red cards at the 2026 World Cup

[𓂀 Errol 🥷🏾 @Errol0151]

Just a reminder that my family's name is etched in Liverpool Town Hall for contributions to the arts that have enriched our city.

NO ONE can ever tell me I'm not scouse

Disrespectfully

[Y @tinscognito__]

Any England player using a palm cooling device or an ice jacket should call up the family of a serving armed forces hero and explain himself.

[Jason | 🇬🇧 🇿🇦 🇮🇱🇺🇲 @Ajaon_of_All]

Let me categorically Debunk this utter rot. @sainsburys.

I am a poultry Breeder. The hens that lay white eggs (Amberline/White Star) DO NOT have a lower carbon footprint.

Yes they eat a bit less and produce roughly the same amount of eggs as the Brown egg layers (Bovan/Lowman/ISA Brown) but they live shorter lives, are prone to dying suddenly when startled, a flighty and nervous and because they live shorter productive lives (12 -18mnths) vs brown 18/24mnths (both commercial farmed), you have to incubate more which is increased (Electricity/gas costs) and their eggs are not the same quality.

I breed and keep 20+ different breeds, including: ISA Brown hens and White Stars. All my hens are 100% free range, Not a single barn kept bird, I have ISA browns that are 5yrs old and still laying beautiful Brown eggs, I have not seen a White star live beyond 3yrs and certainly none have laid eggs past 18-24mnths.
White stars Lay themselves to death. They are slender birds and because they dont eat a lot, it drains their personal vitality to keep up laying the eggs you want to sell because of the nonsensical lie that they are "More Carbon Neutral"

You want to know about eggs, come talk to someone like me, Don't rely on some hairbrained imagination of a buyer who's trying to squeeze the profit margin for a few extra pennies at our expense and to the poor hens detriment.

[Inspector Goggles @DI_Goggles]

@mackin_john Yeah because he literally tried to register a new club called Everton, got knocked back, and had to change the name (I think I may have got my wires crossed on the Everton Athletic bit)

[Inspector Goggles @DI_Goggles]

@MyDinnerWAndrei @Smithey21026 @ChrisToland68 @BenedictSpence Was it the gambling ring scandal the News of the World paid him £150k in damages and apologised for because they made the whole thing up?

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

me: so who was at your barbecue

kiwi guy:

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@PhilBlundell @PaulSenior1 Alright Arsene

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@Iamsixstringz @MissyReiss @DailyMail Yes looks like that’s what happened

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@PaulSenior1 @PhilBlundell He won’t be throwing it against us which would surely be a positive?