DJ Santana

unhinged political takes / random humor / marine vet

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What was a roadrunner called before there were roads?

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@GAtradez @LV_Christian @grok @uncledoomer In this scenario, you’d still have a rent or some sort of home payment that you’re just throwing away

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Did they ever give us a better reason for 9/11 besides “they hate us for our freedom?”

I forget

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Where were you when Dolly died? #neverforget

[Nathan McDermott @natemcdermott]

We probably won’t ever see anything like this for the rest of our lives

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@ricky_tismo

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Lindsay Clancy, slay queen 💅

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Tom Holland, Zendaya and Jon Bernthal are a power truple

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@mr407kevin That twist pissed me off so much lol

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Oh my goodness who could’ve seen this coming? After giving illegal immigrants, amnesty, and EU passports, a whole bunch of immigrants are coming to Spain. Wild 🤯

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@MrBeast @grok can you generate a list of all the numbers guessed in this thread?

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Being called a man is worse than being called a Nazi 🤣

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@Technop54777070 @johnnymaga Why do people say this? What’s your evidence for this? God is God of all. An alien could fit within the model of God.

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If your preferred influencer is posting heavily about race war stuff but silent on Israeli war stuff, you might be part of a psyop.

Looking at you @MattWalshBlog 👀

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You ever leave the AI em dash— in the email just to let them know that you disrespect them?

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Biden 2028 🤣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

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@luisjgomez Using threads instead of X

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Shane Gillis is playing to the people at home and I’m here for it

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@bryan_johnson You were meant to live eternally through Christ. Find him

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The official position is Trump is so inept at Christianity that he was unable to distinguish characteristics of Jesus in a picture of himself. Boomers go through unknown levels of cope

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@RepMikeTurner I am no one

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@LeadingReport Where do the these “polls” come from