DJ Scruppet

Hotdog eating champion 2006 to 2011. Runner up 2012. Put on the I.R. 2013. Daily activities include watching What about Bob? and reruns of Davy and Goliath.

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

@CIAGoFundMe @EricHaechrel That may last me a couple rounds.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:

- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Facts:

- Puerto Ricans are Americans.
- Puerto Ricans have not received $91 billion in aid.
- Puerto Rico is still waiting for the help its government should provide as they rebuild after 3,000 deaths and horrific damage.

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

@realDonaldTrump Donny, I'm very confused. How can tax payers(not you) pay for SpaceForce if you make us pay for your wall of shame?We need border security in SPACE! Illegal alien Martians are invading daily,bringing in space drugs and chaos.#OpenTheGovernment

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

@RealDTrump2k16 Donny, I'm very confused. How can tax payers(not you) pay for SpaceForce if you make us pay for your wall of shame?We need border security in SPACE! Illegal alien Martians are invading daily,bringing in space drugs and chaos.#OpenTheGovernment

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

@RealDTrump2k16 Donny, I'm very confused. How can tax payers(not you) pay for SpaceForce if you make us pay for your wall of shame?We need border security in SPACE! Illegal alien Martians are invading daily,bringing in space drugs and chaos.#OpenTheGovernment

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Legislation passed last time Pelosi was speaker:

Affordable Care Act
Dodd-Frank
Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay
Econ stimulus
Don't ask don't tell repeal
Dream act
Cap & trade
CHIP reauthorization
Employee Free Choice Act
Fair sentencing act
Disclose act

That's quite a record

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

@EricHaechrel

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

Ha ha. You are forgiven my friend. Trump is so "Bad as I Wanna Be" that he even makes The "Worm" look good. @wilsonpdx https://t.co/CbuJz4meD7

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

@EricHaechrel @HuffPostPol @EricHaechrel But isn't the "President" supposed to be the grown up in the room as well? Oh ya. He's a Dick-tater, not a President. @RealDonad_Trump

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

@realDonaldTrump @patrickjg79 @EricHaechrel @JulesMontrose @wilsonpdx

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

@realDonaldTrump You are exhausting. How bout "DEM" tax returns buddy? Probably no conflict of interest w Russia. You are so trust worthy. Why are you not bragging about the stock market? Remember when you told the FBI "I ❤️u? I do,

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

There's no better time than the holiday season to reach out and give back to our communities. Great to hear from young people at the Boys & Girls Club in DC today.

[DJ Scruppet @DJScruppet]

@patrickjg79 @EricHaechrel @realDonaldTrump " Obama Care. Trump care."