Danny

[Justin Gaethje 🇺🇸 @Justin_Gaethje]

@Topuriailia Proving my point. Insufferable little bitch boy. Never said a thing about your wife. You want to speak words to my father then act like I crossed some line. We already fighting buddy.

[BUSTER NUT @aguycalledjared]

Too many songs about fucking not enough about jerking off.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Luxuries we forget that are luxuries:

1. Your mom still around
2. Hot water
3. Feeling healthy
4. Peace of mind & heart
5. Perfect weather days
6. Good food
7. Bills paid
8. Reliable transportation

[Danny @DJTheJetPlane]

@otl_ff I drafted this asshole with my 4th pick last year 🤦🏻‍♂️😤

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[yoaquim @yqboom]

yeah bro that girl with a tattoo between her tits would make a great mother for your kids

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

Japon bir adam, evcil hayvanı binturong (ayı kedisi) tarafından saldırıya uğradığı anları paylaştı.

[Duke Herndon @DukeHerndon]

In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.

[𝕍𝕖𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕤 @VeltisLeEvil]

In all seriousness that ain’t no regular nigga I’ll tell you that. That footwork is pretty impressive.

[Paulo Costa @BorrachinhaMMA]

CHAD COSTA mogged fat Russian

[Ty🦍 @tyronnrush]

@vvcnzvv Nigga open it? Acting like them cheeks bolted together

[Danny @DJTheJetPlane]

@MagicM_MMABets L

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

I’ve never regretted bringing a football to any social activity

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

I hate a social nigga in the gym. focus on your workout and fuck off bitch ass nigga

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[Bradley Grey @BradleyGrey_]

Dating apps are more efficient for getting laid.

But they will drain your soul even if you’re winning.

Cold approach is the opposite.

You walk up to a stranger. Your heart rate spikes. Your hands might shake. You say something anyway.

She laughs. Or she doesn’t. Either way something real just happened.

That feeling is addictive in the best possible way.

Most men are looking for a new dopamine source to replace the ones destroying them.

Cold approach is it.

It’s not just how you meet women. It’s how you remember you’re alive.

[normalguy56 @shiteater40]

Do you ever pick your nose so hard you hit flowstate and then some drool falls on your chest then you realize holy
Shit I'm a retard

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

When you realize your frontal lobe is fully developed and you're gonna be this dumb for the rest of your life