Melon Usk

not a buffet, but come back for more

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@HOLY_Mary26 Calves for days!

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Huzzah!

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@JoseValdes78 @iWolowitz 7

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Are all the berries siblings or just cousins?

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@DeltaGammaXray Wait until you hear the story of the computer program that runs unemployment!

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@HOLY_Mary26 I was happy to get a vasc so my wife could stop. People don’t talk about the hormonal bc enough.

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@isabellaGeee Prabla

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When did you last perform a protective or allied act for someone more vulnerable to abuse than you?

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Hard to celebrate Independence Day in the US when the Supreme Court has pushed us further into an autocracy.

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You know what isn’t a word? Woopleduss.

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@fuckedupfoods @bestofnextdoor I’m not gay, but $150 is $150.

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@metroadlib @JoJoFromJerz This is like reading the comic book version of a brief history of time.

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@ginakkelley I ordered dinner last night, including 2 sopes. Apparently they didn’t have any more, so they substituted 2 orders of nachos!

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@ginakkelley I know what you’re supposed to do when life gives you lemons, but apples?

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Isn’t it illegal to bribe a public official? Yes, accepting a bribe is also bad.

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I’m thinking of getting a henna neck tattoo

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@TonyKnosBest Ha, I watch a lot of videos on pumping septic tanks, trimming horse and donkey hooves, and pimple popping!

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@jaylin_hals My ex used to work with his percussionist’s daughter in San Jose

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My pronouns are he/him, and I think Musk should be prosecuted.