Hey @realDonaldTrump, just a few questions for ya… what ever happened to:
•Doge Dividend Checks
•Tariff Rebate Checks
•Slashing Energy Prices
•10% APR on Credit Cards
•1000% Cheaper Meds
•$2 Gas
•The Epstein Files
•Cheaper Groceries
•Ending Wars in 24 hours
•The “Privately Funded” Ballroom
•Lower Interest Rates
•That Great Healthcare Plan
Israel said no?
It’s 1955:
• Your wife’s forehead still moves and her body count is 1.
• Your kids are raised by only her and play outside instead on their phone.
• You eat home cooked meals 5x a week and it tastes better than Applebees.
•Your club has no remote-controlled push carts.
• No Morgan Wallen blaring from a Bluetooth on the putting green.
• None of the staff at the club looks like they just got out of prison.
• Computers don’t exist, so the Pro + GM actually leave the office and interact with members.
• Good Good and Bad Birdie are just DNA in some dudes sack.
Soak it in.