Ellie DungeonMastersConsortium

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@photomatt @awawawhoami You know this is fucking pathetic, right? You've stalked, banned, and harrassed a bunch of random trans women and you saw "what did I do to you?" wretched behavior lmao

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@Theasianavenger It's concerning, but lots of people outside looking in have been pointing out that these companies are acting recklessly all along. The signs have been there since the beginning.

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Day 2 of calling for all desicion makers at @MTGSecretLair to lose their jobs. @Wizards @Hasbro

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@MTGSecretLair Oh fuck off. "This was a disaster" WE KNOW. Do another printing, and make it print to demand. Stop fucking with us, stop supporting scalpers, and put product in the hands of actual fucking customers. This statement doesn't address the majority who didn't even get to order at all.

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@wachelreeks These really kind of suck, because you'll get people all salty, saying your deck "isn't bracket 2" because you won earlier than turn 8, simply because no one interacted with you, or one person's actions helped carry you to win faster. Putting a hard turn number creats salt.

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@wizards_magic @Wizards @Hasbro Time to torch the careers of everyone involved in decision making over on the @MTGSecretLair team. The worst experience I've had with this game. Fuck the Secret Lair team, and fuck wizards and hasbro for prioritizing short term profit over players.

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@MTGSecretLair HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. Spent FOUR hours waiting only for you people to not have printed enough fucking product. FUCK YOU. I no longer feel the need to be anything remotely considered to be polite. Y'all wasted our time with tech delays and then you don't even HAVE IT? Fuck. You.

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@MTGSecretLair Your editing team is top tier lmao

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@MTGSecretLair "your place in the queue is the same"
I was 15 minutes away before y'all paused it

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@MTGSecretLair Be transparent. What are the technical issues? How could this have been prevented? What will be done going forward to prevent it? If you insist on holding unique printings hostage to a randomized queue, you could at LEAST be transparent about what's going on. Anti-consumerism BS.

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@TaroManeKun @MTGSecretLair if only there could be a tech manager who could give a brief description to the communications department, you know, like most companies that have outages. but it's too much to expect of a small startup like WOTC. (fr though, stop licking WOTC boots, they ain't gonna fuck you.)

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@TaroManeKun @MTGSecretLair yeah, the small indie company wizards of the coast surely doesn't have a whole communications team separate from the people trying to fix the issue, they're too small to be able afford to address customer concerns and let us know what's going on, you're right

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@TaroManeKun @MTGSecretLair Dog, they can tell us what's going wrong, even if they don't know the exact cause. They can add additional transparency as the issue resolves, but they're not being transparent at all.

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@MTGSecretLair Secret lair distribution is one of the worst goddamn things about this game, it rewards scalpers and the more wealthy players disproportionately, and yet y'all STILL manage to fuck it up every time.

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@GroovyBruce do you like my friend's drunk drawings of you

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@therealkriegs14 @grok @RollingStone Maybe if you actually read the article you could understand it.

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@LDSLaw I'm going to party so fucking hard. His death will make me wish that hell existed just so he could be there.

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@TVachaW Porn addiction is not real, hope this helps.

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@SenBooker Fuck you fuck you fuck you. You cannot solve the gestapo by training them better. They shouldn't exist at all. Fuck you and this useless bullshit.