©main-a

👀... Manchester united ❤️
🇰🇪 ✊

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

10. Quit sugar and wheat, and find a way to insert it in every conversation.

11. Join a Mazda car group and start following each other every weekend, stopping every two petrol stations to pretend to buy water.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[©main-a @DMKaroki]

Just like their father, f*ck them too.

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

Body shaming children who have already been unfairly exposed and brought into the limelight by their politician father is too low.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

@Nebertnelly I hope you are telling me this from the point of owning one.

[©main-a @DMKaroki]

@xysist I know a lawyer that drives one and lives in kamulu and works in Westlands. He commutes daily so add the expressway charges.

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

Kenya is a very strange country..

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Judasi

[K24TV @K24Tv]

Dear President William Ruto,
At a time when Kenya is marking two years since the deaths of young Gen Z protesters, your public attack on Standard Media Group is deeply worrying.The media is not your enemy. A free press is not a favour from State House. It is a right protected by the Constitution. Its work is to ask questions, report facts, expose failure and hold power to account.
READ MORE: https://t.co/rNJhcmws8y

[Kivutha Kibwana @ProfKibwana]

After MPs criticized the Finance Bill, 2026 in public, 308 of the 348 MNA APPROVED it. 186 avoided Parliament, 122 VOTED for the Bill. 40 stayed in the Chambers and VOTED per their conscience. 2027 is next year. Kenyans will hold relevant political parties/MPs accountable.

[mlks @maliks_88]

Kasmuel kamepatikana na sumu ingine😂

[Bec.szx 🇪🇸+ 𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑘𝑖 @Birecxzs]

Nimeweka ugali njahi kwa hiyo June food dump wakaiskuma kwa hidden replies

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#FactsFirst

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

"hiyo deal ya CCTV wachana nayo, nilikua nataka tu uoge"

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

Orders being given, session iharakishwe ndio Ruto apigiwe simu 🙊

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Make it make sense
That a few heartless cops
Under the instructions of a true heartless boss
Will turn a flag-waving protester into a corpse
And all tax payers pay for it by force?

@DannMwangi's #RhymeAtPrime (#RAP)

[©main-a @DMKaroki]

@DerrickUdu55582 Some premium bullshit man😅😂

[WiseMan @yalla_ke]

Maraga Sifuna ticket is happening guys.
Maraga Sifuna ticket is happeniiiiiiiiing.
Me voting Maraga and Sifuna.

[👨🏾‍💻🏦 @faaajii]

i don’t do fraud, reduce your expectations from me thanks.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

Kenya loses an estimated 3 billion shillings daily to corruption. Driven by reckless borrowing, public debt has surged to nearly 13 trillion shillings, crippling private enterprise and consuming 48% of the FY 2026/27 budget for repayments.

By securitizing future tax revenues, the regime is unconstitutionally mortgaging the future of Kenyan youth. We must halt this economic exploitation and restore financial accountability.

#stateofthenation @UGMParty