Dynamo Catford FC

Non-league club founded in 1888 to promote philanthropic objectives and still going strong. Commemorated on a plaque in our kitman's lounge. #UpTheFelines

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Dynamo Catford owner Wolfgang Moneypenny has a message for the fans. "Get behind us, for the love of... " #DCFC #DCFCfans #UpTheFelines #BeStrongerThanTheStrongest

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@StreathamRovers @TheIFAB In today's climate, it's crucial that we strive for language that is respectful and inclusive of everyone. We hope to continue celebrating Dynamo Catford FC's rich history in a manner that aligns with our modern values of respect and inclusivity.

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@StreathamRovers @TheIFAB While "Lunatic Larry" may have brought a unique energy to the sidelines, we now recognize that such portrayals can contribute to a negative and outdated perception of mental health.

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@StreathamRovers Keep us out of this

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@TaffGoose @Arsenal @SpursOfficial Yes we would. Imagine your wife's face as the doctors told her. "Sorry Mrs. Goose, we did all we could..." etc. Glorious!

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@FourFourTwo Streatham Rovers Football Club

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@king__tubby Ongoing police investigation. Can't really comment any further

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The pathetic lows this club will go to never fail to astound us. It's not healthy rivalry, this is an obsessive institutional sickness.

We refute this disgraceful allegation, of course.

We have notified the Xtermin8 Rat Poison Football League and are in discussion our lawyers.

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@talkSPORT YOU KILLED YOUR GROUNDSMAN @DYNAMOCATFORDFC

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@StreathamRovers We say this in the spirit of friendship: can someone at the club PLEASE organise getting Terry some time off?

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@TreborRhurbarb @StreathamRovers Thanks for the mention 😊

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@StreathamRovers RIP Streatham Rovers Football Club ⚱️

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@StreathamRovers @LondonFA @UEFA This is simply a case of the mind games starting early, and you have to factor in Hamish's tough, uncompromising, no nonsense, plain speaking upbringing in Glasgow. You're completely overreacting - as per usual 🙄

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"And as you're tortured for all eternity in that infernal pit of misery and pain, I hope and pray that the Devil Himself, Satan, Beelzebub, whatever he's called, realises that you're a fraud, a liar and a cheat, and finally exposes and shows you up for the fraud that you are."

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Catford boss Hamish Hendricks spoke to the Feline Fine podcast yesterday about his thoughts on the upcoming 22-23 season.

Conversation soon turned to his opposite number in the dugout at @StreathamRovers, Taff Goose...

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"I have a message for Goose: I hope you rot in hell, you cheating fraudster. You dirty, rotten, lying cheat. I hope you rot in hell for all eternity. That's what I hope for you, Goose. I hope you rot in hell."