David William | D.Billy

Maker of things + doer of stuff.

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When you’re thinking about whether or not the thoughts that you’re thinking constitute “overthinking”

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@BetterMaidDonut 8:10 - OPEN!

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@BetterMaidDonut 8:05 - Still not open, but now he’s singing along to the Beatles and the fryer smell is strong.

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@fasc1nate

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@readingtheend Because, look, I have a nice enameled cast iron Dutch oven… but I secretly don’t like it very much 😬

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@readingtheend Today in Things I Didn’t Previously Know Existed That I Now Deeply Covet, thanks to you and this write up:
https://t.co/kRhdrifeeK

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@candaceopper (The “invite people” button increases the sadness exponentially.)

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@candaceopper Okay, can we just make this the standard author / artist bio pic for the Covid era?

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THEM: What do you want to be when you grow up?
ME:

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A sloth enjoying the ride.

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@matthewmarco This is really nice. Music for Egon Schiele has long been of my favorite listens, too.

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@edcasey I think they’re either out of, or flat out boycotting, Gas-X, and are just farting up a storm in there.

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@edcasey Geredith.

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@MatthewBogart When the credits rolled on Narkina 5 and I saw “Written by Beau Willimon” the vibe of the episode immediately made sense. I’m very excited to see that he wrote the next two episodes as well.

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@RyanDeto I’m not super clear on the distinction between “Visited” and “Stayed.” Is it day trip vs. overnight? Or just a couple of overnights vs. a week or more?

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@mostlyprose A. Like a couple times a day, or less
B. Never not high, thinks constant cannabis use is a lifestyle / personality

It’s like the difference between eating cereal for breakfast some (or even most) mornings, and eating cereal *for every meal* and also never shutting up about it.

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@candaceopper

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@kenicemobley 1. Reach out to people who know me and care about me, and who will let me be sad at them, then 2. Rewatch 30 Rock or The Good Place end to end.

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@readingtheend

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@readingtheend Oh yeah, those are terrible and I will consume many of them.