DAYS BEFORE ICEMAN... Drizzy flipped this flow into the instant classic "Janice STFU", but let's not forget hearing "That's Just How I Feel" for the first time in Episode 3 😮💨
Only Messi fans want to force everyone to accept one player is better, that’s how you know it’s not true.
You people think football is just close control, dribbling in tight spaces, playmaking in between lines, maybe that Messi is the most naturally gifted player ever.
But Ronaldo didn’t just succeed in one system or one type of football. He dominated in England, Spain, and Italy three very different leagues tactically. He’s doing the same at Saudi Arabia a different continent at 40. And Not just “did well,” but top scorer, best player, main man everywhere. The argument is that if you drop him into any football ecosystem fast league, tactical league, counterattacking team, possession team, he still becomes the focal point and produces.
Now let’s go into “Football Mechanics”, not legacy, not mentality or trophies. There’s nobody born of Man that plays football that Strikes the ball better than Ronaldo, Right leg, Weak foot, Headers. He has the best legs. If Messi excel in playmaking, there’s nobody that moves better than Ronaldo. Movement and Positioning.
Then let’s go into “big game personality” argument. Take a look at Champions League knockout stages where the level rises and he doesn’t just participate, he escalates. Late goals, hat-tricks against elite opposition. The belief is simple, when the pressure is highest and everyone tightens up, Ronaldo becomes more decisive, not less. He’s inevitable. Mr Talk and Do.
Then there’s versatility in roles, not just longevity. He started as a flashy winger doing skills and beating players 1v1. Then became a penalty-box striker. Then a pure finisher. Then a header machine. Then a “give me one chance and I’ll score” player. Very few players completely reinvent themselves while staying world-class for over a decade.
Then there’s “repeatability.” Messi might give you genius moments that feel supernatural. But Ronaldo gives you certainty. Not magic every time, but guaranteed output. goals in different ways, against different opponents, under different managers. Left foot, right foot, header, tap-in, counterattack, no dependency on a single system or partner.
Then there’s international football, Messi had Argentina built around him with generations of elite talent eventually peaking together, while Ronaldo dragged Portugal through eras where the squad quality was not comparable to Spain, Brazil, France, etc. And still delivered trophies like Euro 2016 and Nations League, being the face of those runs.
Finally, the mentality argument, not just “he works hard,” He imposes himself on eras. Wherever football goes tactically, physically, or stylistically, he adapts and remains relevant at the top level. That’s why you’ll hear us say “he conquered football,” not just “he played well.”
There’s nobody born of Man that plays Football better than Cristiano Dos Santos Aveiro Ororo Ronaldo.
At the barbing salon.
Barber about to cut a kid. Asks his father what hairstyle he should cut for him.
Father says: "Ask him what he wants."
I shed a tear inside.
Them commot Ronaldo, Portugal score.
And you dey clown me?
Even if Ronaldo doesn’t play a single game and he sits on the bench though out the 7 games and Portugal mistakenly wins the World Cup, we go reconvene.
Viva Ronaldo
So after making money and everything for providing for your family, your wife could still cheat because you can't fvck well?
I thought women are looking for a provider not a fvcker?