Don Juan

it’s twitter chill

[osamaspend @yanggwibi8]

GOT MY DICK SUCKED AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT U I WAS FUCKING ON A SLUT AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT U😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Bre'on @_BayBey]

When the camera turned my jaw hit the FLOOORRRRRRRRR. 🤐

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

It's Friday
No girl is pregnant for me
I'm not begging a woman to be nice to me
December is 3 months away
I'm not typing a paragraph to anybody's daughter begging for love
And pampers is not a part of my monthly budget
Life is good ��

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

lmao the camera man asked him “who’s your decision, who you signing with” like he’s a HS on college signing day, not signing w an NFL team… then he gave his height & weight 💀

I’m dying 😂😂😂

[ROI @ROIMindset]

Come on man lmao

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

.@BleacherReport ranks the Top 10 most clutch QBs with the game on the line:

1. Matthew Stafford
2. Patrick Mahomes
3. Joe Burrow
4. Josh Allen
5. Lamar Jackson
6. Caleb Williams
7. Bo Nix
8. Jordan Love
9. Brock Purdy
10. Bryce Young

[THE BIGGEST. @kaee_1]

Baby this is not a episode of power 😭😭😭😭😭

[🦍🦍 @KinggPaco]

50 no kids? Coochie must be trash

[BasketballGod 🏀 @Thirst22]

Put them things up my love

[Don Juan @DaDonKnight]

@Kawhidagoat1 What is this rebrand

[n @HATETHEREALME]

Instagram gotta move that repost button

[Danny @lookinfordanny]

If yo ass turn shorts into panties have a blessed and productive day!

[Pure Sitcoms @PureSitcoms]

Craig broke ass really went 3 for 3! 😅

[Gu$tavo @Ghus_tav0]

I'm a type C person I can wake up at 5am. I can wake up at 1pm.
I can work for 15 hrs straight, or I can do nothing for 3 days. text back in 0.5 secs or 2 weeks later. love being alone but hate feeling lonely. overthink everything, then end up saying it is what it is.

[TE-KEY-AH @ChefKeey___]

I think I’m in Paid & Full every time I eat Chinese food.

[3️⃣❎ @JayGarrick3x]

Ain’t no pssy on earth worth fcking up your finances over

[Justin C. Velasco @JustinChVelasco]

It's the food you eat too. Stop eating fast food/ cakes/ pies / premade shelflife meals and do cardio. People eat processed chemicals in fast food and wonder why they can't be fit.

Eat eggs, chicken, ground beef, steak, soups.

Get rid of the fake food. Eat real food & do cardio. Swim laps, grap a bike and walk to nearby places.

[Football Is Life @FootbaIl_Tweets]

Woulda had the Super Bowl right here back in the day. 💯

[vis @Visicert]

twitter pre-elon was really something i tell ya

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Cam'ron was asking Clippers head coach Ty Lue why he didn't sign LeBron 😭

Lue ignored him and Bron dropped TWELVE laughing emojis in the comments 💀

(Via @Mr_Camron)