DaMoisturizer

Sometimes I say things, however none of it is true and this is all a big silly joke.

[DaMoisturizer @DaMoisturizer]

@milkisgood4you_ Wildland fire fighting

[DaMoisturizer @DaMoisturizer]

Unlive yourself??? You mean an hero? Kids these days…

[DaMoisturizer @DaMoisturizer]

Just one more day of school break playing Halo 3 in the early morning. The pitter patter of a light rain on the window, and the smell of the fresh cool air. N bombs all through the mic. Just one more…just one

[mr online @Absolunar]

#edtwt You niggas are Retarded !

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Stop stressin nigga. Life too short

[j.h. @user_________01]

How fukd is it that you're expected to be reachable 24/7 by literally anyone via your portable mind-rayping device

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The walk is over, you must return to the room that poisons you

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

catching flack for using a beach towel as a bathroom towel , yeah its such a terrible thing that i have to dry myself off with a towel that has a picture of a smiling sun on it that puts me in a great mood for the rest of the day

[cav empty @cavempty_]

kids these days don’t have role models to look up to anymore, when i was growing up we had master chief and the bionicles to teach us right from wrong and what it means to be a man

[doomer @uncledoomer]

what's with this new trend where you can't even enjoy a little bit of nature without being like "im a MAN. i would BLEED OUT here." natures splendor is laid out before you and youre still stuck in this pathetic black rifle coffee dude wipes mindset

[Lord Victor ⏸️ @lordvictor]

They don't even cost significantly more to make. You can stamp or mold them wholesale. Modern ones are ugly on purpose to mentally distance you from your environment, and make you view everywhere as interchangeable.

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

Unpopular opinion: Homework is an intrusion of the state education system into private family life. It is both a signal of dominance but also of failure on the part of the teacher. There is sufficient time during school hours for all learning activities.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

[Nem @Nemzsi]

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

[🤍permabulla🤍 @permabulla]

Golden age update:

-War with Iran
-You can’t afford a house
-career criminal gets to kill you
-foreigners get welfare
-Indians fire you
-jews laugh at you

Are you tired of winning yet?

[DaMoisturizer @DaMoisturizer]

Do you know REAL war?